original irate fan
@whygavs.bsky.social
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that guy you remember from that thing from a while ago
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we are deep into the annual, "oh yeah, i *do* like baseball, the problem is the pirates" process with this year's playoffs
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four elimination games and three series extended is pretty tidy work for one day of playoffs.
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the 2013-2015 pirates could have had 2013-2015 clayton kershaw in their rotation.
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everyone is having fun dunking on kershaw tonight and we should be, but let us take a brief moment to remember that pirate scouts wanted to draft him badly in 2006 but dave littlefield went to watch him pitch once and thought he sucked and picked brad lincoln instead.
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it's possible that this is a sign that my brain has reached Guy Capacity. what if i can't learn any more new Guys? a real looming disaster.
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intellectually i understand that brandon marsh is a different person and player than jayson werth but that has still never once stopped my brain from going, "oh shit jayson werth is still playing?!?" every time i see brandon marsh on my television
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he destroyed the pirates in 91 and 92
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of all the things baseball has done to me
whygavs.bsky.social
I refuse to learn about Strauss Workwear
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the longer i thought about this the more i thought about bioshock infinite and landed on, "it's probably for the best that we do not find out how ubisoft would've sorted lincoln and john wilkes booth on the assassin/templar spectrum"
stephentotilo.bsky.social
SCOOP: Last year, Ubisoft cancelled an Assassin's Creed game set during Reconstruction. Was to feature a Black Assassin who, among other things, fought the rise of the Klan

Sources: Leadership nixed it over concerns re: U.S. political climate, backlash to Yasuke

www.gamefile.news/p/scoop-ubis...
Scoop: Ubisoft cancelled a post-Civil War Assassin’s Creed last year
Company leadership deemed the project too controversial for the moment, sources tell Game File
www.gamefile.news
whygavs.bsky.social
c-level thor villain/henchman
kenjennings.bsky.social
“Dillon Dingler” is a Jack Kirby guy name. No idea who’s in the Venn diagram for this one.
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(because there are at least two other streaming services I'd also have to pick up if I canceled cable)
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Yeah, I think to watch the Pirates/Pens and ESPN it's no longer economical to cancel cable.
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they're not even that good at the computer
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lot of that going around these days.
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no one in charge of anything anywhere anymore has ever confronted the thought that they might have a bad idea, you fundamentally cannot be that smart if you never consider the possibility that you might be wrong.
whygavs.bsky.social
This guy in the prepper commercial is AI, right?
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i have one clear and my general impressions so far are that somehow the gameplay loop is even better than the first game and the work done to make it feel different was really impressive, but i also keep thinking, "did i forget the plot of the first game? because i thought hades was the bad guy."
aftermath.site
Hades 2's story doesn't change the status quo
aftermath.site/hades-2-ending
Hades 2
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i guess this is a me problem but i just straight up do not have FS2 or MLB Network and refuse to pay more than whatever ungodly sum i already pay per month for cable, it's insane that there's a playoff game i just cannot watch with what is a pretty normal cable package.
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all-time classic incredible game that took OVER FIVE HOURS to play TEN INNINGS, i remember watching it and seeing people freak out online about how great it was while i could barely stay awake on my couch.
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i see pitch clock discourse again and my opinion remains: game 5 of the 2017 world series was the turning point, we cannot go back to that