Whyld Weasel
@whyldweasel.bsky.social
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
6 days until Christmas 🎄
December 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Whaddya want for Christmas?
Hmm…
Hmm…
December 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Whaddya want for Christmas?
Hmm…
Hmm…
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Q: What did you look forward to experiencing as an adult that is now almost obsolete?
A: Garter Belts & Stockings on women
F*ckin’ pantyhose!
A: Garter Belts & Stockings on women
F*ckin’ pantyhose!
December 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Q: What did you look forward to experiencing as an adult that is now almost obsolete?
A: Garter Belts & Stockings on women
F*ckin’ pantyhose!
A: Garter Belts & Stockings on women
F*ckin’ pantyhose!
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December 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 7:49 PM
November 18, 2025 at 4:50 AM
What? Don’t you ever stop?
Here, have some of my stew instead, you horny old goat.
Maybe later…
#LonelyNightThoughts
Here, have some of my stew instead, you horny old goat.
Maybe later…
#LonelyNightThoughts
November 18, 2025 at 3:56 AM
What? Don’t you ever stop?
Here, have some of my stew instead, you horny old goat.
Maybe later…
#LonelyNightThoughts
Here, have some of my stew instead, you horny old goat.
Maybe later…
#LonelyNightThoughts
November 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
It’s the weekend 🍻
July 12, 2025 at 12:41 AM
It’s the weekend 🍻
July 3, 2025 at 3:42 PM
It’s called cleansing the old prostrate gland.
June 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
It’s called cleansing the old prostrate gland.