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Lazy R Ranch
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Only one American President in history has told the Supreme Court that he can't do the job without being allowed to break the law.
And the Supreme Court said "Yeah, that’s what the men revolting against a king had in mind".
August 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
"I was JUST being Sarcastic.
Thank you for your attention to this mattress."
July 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I aced the quiz, like nobody's ever seen before.
Thank you for your attention to this mattress.
July 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
This painting should sue Boebert for defamation.
June 29, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Thank you for your attention to this mattress.
June 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
"the nuclear facility in Fordow appears to have been less severely damaged"
"Thank you for your attention to this mattress."
June 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
“I’ll be watching…”?
Too little too late, Donnie 2-Dolls.
Nothing you learn from your observations of a SUCCESSFUL company will un-bankrupt your casinos.
May 18, 2025 at 11:46 AM
"We are currently clean on OpSec"
March 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
March 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Okay, replace it with this one:
March 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Yeah, the pool boy's been screwing my wife for a couple years, now. But he cleaned out the spa filter, so I guess I'll sign up for another year's service.
But he won't be getting a tip.
March 4, 2025 at 10:15 PM
President Zelenskyy meets with the Asses of Evil, a coalition of two narcissists who portend to lecture him about gratitude.
March 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Have they no respect for the Oval Orifice in the White House?!?
March 1, 2025 at 8:41 PM
February 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
February 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Gotta love the combination of individual influences from the members of the Moody Blues
February 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
February 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
How could the key word - “legitimate” - come out of his mouth without ever going through his brain?
February 9, 2025 at 8:11 PM
February 8, 2025 at 5:21 AM
February 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
February 6, 2025 at 4:41 AM
February 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Meddle was going to be one of mine.
February 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
February 3, 2025 at 1:54 AM
February 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM