Simon W
@whywickers.bsky.social
UK/European, Too liberal, environmentalist, despairs daily, remain|rejoin 🇪🇺Trying to keep the best of analogue in a digital world. 7 Bins Monday. 🇺🇦VPDFO
🎵 Feed the birds, tuppence a bag
Tuppence, tuppence, tuppence a bag 🎵
Raspberry tarts, Peters & Lee, Ebenezer buying the prize turkey in poulterer’s window, uncrackable Brazils & Skinner’s brekkers, Yes, it’s nearly Christmas Eve in the East End, Sir M,
Go on Tim: “God bless Us, Every One”
Tuppence, tuppence, tuppence a bag 🎵
Raspberry tarts, Peters & Lee, Ebenezer buying the prize turkey in poulterer’s window, uncrackable Brazils & Skinner’s brekkers, Yes, it’s nearly Christmas Eve in the East End, Sir M,
Go on Tim: “God bless Us, Every One”
December 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
🎵 Feed the birds, tuppence a bag
Tuppence, tuppence, tuppence a bag 🎵
Raspberry tarts, Peters & Lee, Ebenezer buying the prize turkey in poulterer’s window, uncrackable Brazils & Skinner’s brekkers, Yes, it’s nearly Christmas Eve in the East End, Sir M,
Go on Tim: “God bless Us, Every One”
Tuppence, tuppence, tuppence a bag 🎵
Raspberry tarts, Peters & Lee, Ebenezer buying the prize turkey in poulterer’s window, uncrackable Brazils & Skinner’s brekkers, Yes, it’s nearly Christmas Eve in the East End, Sir M,
Go on Tim: “God bless Us, Every One”
🎵 Oh, June - like the mountains are blue
Like the pine - I am lonesome for you
In the Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia
On the trail of the lonesome pine🎵
O June, let’s ride perpetual communism together as proletarian heroes
Oh dear, Sir M,
I’m still drunk from last night 🤢
Like the pine - I am lonesome for you
In the Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia
On the trail of the lonesome pine🎵
O June, let’s ride perpetual communism together as proletarian heroes
Oh dear, Sir M,
I’m still drunk from last night 🤢
December 20, 2025 at 11:24 AM
🎵 Oh, June - like the mountains are blue
Like the pine - I am lonesome for you
In the Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia
On the trail of the lonesome pine🎵
O June, let’s ride perpetual communism together as proletarian heroes
Oh dear, Sir M,
I’m still drunk from last night 🤢
Like the pine - I am lonesome for you
In the Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia
On the trail of the lonesome pine🎵
O June, let’s ride perpetual communism together as proletarian heroes
Oh dear, Sir M,
I’m still drunk from last night 🤢
Yeah, yeah, and his Personal Assistant received a gold necklace.
Cue Joni Mitchell. 🥱
Cue Joni Mitchell. 🥱
December 19, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Yeah, yeah, and his Personal Assistant received a gold necklace.
Cue Joni Mitchell. 🥱
Cue Joni Mitchell. 🥱
Your Grace, Sir M,
I’m no expert on scripture,
Or matters ecumenical but thumbing through your religious tract may I suggest an early revision to the Book of Baps for the sake of matrimonial harmony.
Baps 7:13 ‘On seeing Jill’s fresh artisan plump ones’
14. ‘Take wept’
I’m no expert on scripture,
Or matters ecumenical but thumbing through your religious tract may I suggest an early revision to the Book of Baps for the sake of matrimonial harmony.
Baps 7:13 ‘On seeing Jill’s fresh artisan plump ones’
14. ‘Take wept’
December 16, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Your Grace, Sir M,
I’m no expert on scripture,
Or matters ecumenical but thumbing through your religious tract may I suggest an early revision to the Book of Baps for the sake of matrimonial harmony.
Baps 7:13 ‘On seeing Jill’s fresh artisan plump ones’
14. ‘Take wept’
I’m no expert on scripture,
Or matters ecumenical but thumbing through your religious tract may I suggest an early revision to the Book of Baps for the sake of matrimonial harmony.
Baps 7:13 ‘On seeing Jill’s fresh artisan plump ones’
14. ‘Take wept’
Reposted by Simon W
Sir Michael
Yeah verily he did casteth out the demons from within the Fagage declaring
‘ I am the one true Beelzebub and none shall preach their racism or misogyny or taketh of my white powder for I am truly the Cokehead of Fascism’
Can I get an ‘Amen’ brother
Time for some communion Sherry 👍
Yeah verily he did casteth out the demons from within the Fagage declaring
‘ I am the one true Beelzebub and none shall preach their racism or misogyny or taketh of my white powder for I am truly the Cokehead of Fascism’
Can I get an ‘Amen’ brother
Time for some communion Sherry 👍
December 16, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Sir Michael
Yeah verily he did casteth out the demons from within the Fagage declaring
‘ I am the one true Beelzebub and none shall preach their racism or misogyny or taketh of my white powder for I am truly the Cokehead of Fascism’
Can I get an ‘Amen’ brother
Time for some communion Sherry 👍
Yeah verily he did casteth out the demons from within the Fagage declaring
‘ I am the one true Beelzebub and none shall preach their racism or misogyny or taketh of my white powder for I am truly the Cokehead of Fascism’
Can I get an ‘Amen’ brother
Time for some communion Sherry 👍
The HMP Woodhill choir, Sir M,
🎵Come they told me, pa tom rob rob rob
A new born Tommy to see, pa tom rob rob rob
His finest grifts he brings, pa tom rob rob rob
To pay his fines Kerr-ching, pa tom rob rob rob,
To honour him, pa tom rob rob rob,
When he comes
Clink-a-clink-a-clink 🎵
🎵Come they told me, pa tom rob rob rob
A new born Tommy to see, pa tom rob rob rob
His finest grifts he brings, pa tom rob rob rob
To pay his fines Kerr-ching, pa tom rob rob rob,
To honour him, pa tom rob rob rob,
When he comes
Clink-a-clink-a-clink 🎵
December 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
The HMP Woodhill choir, Sir M,
🎵Come they told me, pa tom rob rob rob
A new born Tommy to see, pa tom rob rob rob
His finest grifts he brings, pa tom rob rob rob
To pay his fines Kerr-ching, pa tom rob rob rob,
To honour him, pa tom rob rob rob,
When he comes
Clink-a-clink-a-clink 🎵
🎵Come they told me, pa tom rob rob rob
A new born Tommy to see, pa tom rob rob rob
His finest grifts he brings, pa tom rob rob rob
To pay his fines Kerr-ching, pa tom rob rob rob,
To honour him, pa tom rob rob rob,
When he comes
Clink-a-clink-a-clink 🎵
“Ooo get Madam Director Patel”,
Sir M,
“Boris you need to get a firm grip of your wand, surely you can wave it & talk at the same time”
“Carol, darling - take your teeth out, it’s more authentic”
“If you want to play Buttons at your certain age, Greggg, at least do up your buttons”
Huw gone 🤷♂️
Sir M,
“Boris you need to get a firm grip of your wand, surely you can wave it & talk at the same time”
“Carol, darling - take your teeth out, it’s more authentic”
“If you want to play Buttons at your certain age, Greggg, at least do up your buttons”
Huw gone 🤷♂️
December 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
“Ooo get Madam Director Patel”,
Sir M,
“Boris you need to get a firm grip of your wand, surely you can wave it & talk at the same time”
“Carol, darling - take your teeth out, it’s more authentic”
“If you want to play Buttons at your certain age, Greggg, at least do up your buttons”
Huw gone 🤷♂️
Sir M,
“Boris you need to get a firm grip of your wand, surely you can wave it & talk at the same time”
“Carol, darling - take your teeth out, it’s more authentic”
“If you want to play Buttons at your certain age, Greggg, at least do up your buttons”
Huw gone 🤷♂️
I’m so nervous, Sir M,
I’ve got moths in my stomach 😬
What if she bungles it? People can be so cruel & unforgiving.
I’m no fan of the ‘deep state, doom loop, spinal tap, Macron’s knee, Treasury orthodoxy, normal for Norfolk, long Blair & prickly Brown’ but I fear viewers will laugh.
I’ve got moths in my stomach 😬
What if she bungles it? People can be so cruel & unforgiving.
I’m no fan of the ‘deep state, doom loop, spinal tap, Macron’s knee, Treasury orthodoxy, normal for Norfolk, long Blair & prickly Brown’ but I fear viewers will laugh.
December 5, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I’m so nervous, Sir M,
I’ve got moths in my stomach 😬
What if she bungles it? People can be so cruel & unforgiving.
I’m no fan of the ‘deep state, doom loop, spinal tap, Macron’s knee, Treasury orthodoxy, normal for Norfolk, long Blair & prickly Brown’ but I fear viewers will laugh.
I’ve got moths in my stomach 😬
What if she bungles it? People can be so cruel & unforgiving.
I’m no fan of the ‘deep state, doom loop, spinal tap, Macron’s knee, Treasury orthodoxy, normal for Norfolk, long Blair & prickly Brown’ but I fear viewers will laugh.
That scumbag, Sir M,
That scroat!
That savage!
I’m going to The Glebe for a drink 🍺
That scroat!
That savage!
I’m going to The Glebe for a drink 🍺
December 1, 2025 at 1:03 PM
That scumbag, Sir M,
That scroat!
That savage!
I’m going to The Glebe for a drink 🍺
That scroat!
That savage!
I’m going to The Glebe for a drink 🍺
I noticed it was the ‘Director’s Cut’ - you’re in for a treat 😉‘Birthday Boy’.
🎂
🎂
November 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I noticed it was the ‘Director’s Cut’ - you’re in for a treat 😉‘Birthday Boy’.
🎂
🎂
Absolutely, Sir M,
He was just a silly old Wiener Würstchen at Dulwich College.
OK, his annexation of Anerley was illegal & occupying Sydenham was foolhardy, but the authorities did intervene after he invaded Penge.
He was just a silly old Wiener Würstchen at Dulwich College.
OK, his annexation of Anerley was illegal & occupying Sydenham was foolhardy, but the authorities did intervene after he invaded Penge.
November 28, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Absolutely, Sir M,
He was just a silly old Wiener Würstchen at Dulwich College.
OK, his annexation of Anerley was illegal & occupying Sydenham was foolhardy, but the authorities did intervene after he invaded Penge.
He was just a silly old Wiener Würstchen at Dulwich College.
OK, his annexation of Anerley was illegal & occupying Sydenham was foolhardy, but the authorities did intervene after he invaded Penge.
‘Soprano’, Sir M?
Rather generous & optimistic.
Roger, is indeed a fine countertenor but I think we now know why.
Rather generous & optimistic.
Roger, is indeed a fine countertenor but I think we now know why.
November 26, 2025 at 9:39 AM
‘Soprano’, Sir M?
Rather generous & optimistic.
Roger, is indeed a fine countertenor but I think we now know why.
Rather generous & optimistic.
Roger, is indeed a fine countertenor but I think we now know why.
Grateful again to Katie (46), Sir M,
The current honorary holder of the oxymoron suffix of Political Editor at the Sun on Sunday, for her ‘eagle eyes’ spotting a fall in HoC standards by Siân.
Up to that point, all standards had been tickety-boo for decades.
The current honorary holder of the oxymoron suffix of Political Editor at the Sun on Sunday, for her ‘eagle eyes’ spotting a fall in HoC standards by Siân.
Up to that point, all standards had been tickety-boo for decades.
October 23, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Grateful again to Katie (46), Sir M,
The current honorary holder of the oxymoron suffix of Political Editor at the Sun on Sunday, for her ‘eagle eyes’ spotting a fall in HoC standards by Siân.
Up to that point, all standards had been tickety-boo for decades.
The current honorary holder of the oxymoron suffix of Political Editor at the Sun on Sunday, for her ‘eagle eyes’ spotting a fall in HoC standards by Siân.
Up to that point, all standards had been tickety-boo for decades.
“The day thou gavest, Sir M, has ended”
When Bob Runcie allowed a young curate into Evening Song with his guitar (No! I’m not a sunbeam) in 1986, this was always going to be the outcome.
When Bob Runcie allowed a young curate into Evening Song with his guitar (No! I’m not a sunbeam) in 1986, this was always going to be the outcome.
October 11, 2025 at 10:29 AM
“The day thou gavest, Sir M, has ended”
When Bob Runcie allowed a young curate into Evening Song with his guitar (No! I’m not a sunbeam) in 1986, this was always going to be the outcome.
When Bob Runcie allowed a young curate into Evening Song with his guitar (No! I’m not a sunbeam) in 1986, this was always going to be the outcome.
🎵 I’m an insomniac, I’m an insomniac, I’m a complete and utter maniac🎵
Good morning Sir M,
Oh what a beautiful autumnal day for firing up the old charabanc & heading off to Boston to dine with Dame Auntie Ange & friends: Duck a l’ orange with all the trimmings.
QUACK!
Good morning Sir M,
Oh what a beautiful autumnal day for firing up the old charabanc & heading off to Boston to dine with Dame Auntie Ange & friends: Duck a l’ orange with all the trimmings.
QUACK!
September 25, 2025 at 8:20 AM
🎵 I’m an insomniac, I’m an insomniac, I’m a complete and utter maniac🎵
Good morning Sir M,
Oh what a beautiful autumnal day for firing up the old charabanc & heading off to Boston to dine with Dame Auntie Ange & friends: Duck a l’ orange with all the trimmings.
QUACK!
Good morning Sir M,
Oh what a beautiful autumnal day for firing up the old charabanc & heading off to Boston to dine with Dame Auntie Ange & friends: Duck a l’ orange with all the trimmings.
QUACK!
I’m not one to challenge the ‘increasing evidence’, Sir M, reported by ‘Shagger of the Mail’
But I must raise an ecumenical analogous point: The ‘flood’ generation may have been the wettest due to said flood but prior to the heavens opening they were: ‘wickedness on earth’ i.e. ‘Bang at it’
But I must raise an ecumenical analogous point: The ‘flood’ generation may have been the wettest due to said flood but prior to the heavens opening they were: ‘wickedness on earth’ i.e. ‘Bang at it’
September 22, 2025 at 8:25 AM
I’m not one to challenge the ‘increasing evidence’, Sir M, reported by ‘Shagger of the Mail’
But I must raise an ecumenical analogous point: The ‘flood’ generation may have been the wettest due to said flood but prior to the heavens opening they were: ‘wickedness on earth’ i.e. ‘Bang at it’
But I must raise an ecumenical analogous point: The ‘flood’ generation may have been the wettest due to said flood but prior to the heavens opening they were: ‘wickedness on earth’ i.e. ‘Bang at it’
He comes across as a parody of Chris Mason 🙃
September 19, 2025 at 9:54 AM
He comes across as a parody of Chris Mason 🙃
Chris Mason captured the mood, Sir M:
“It may have looked a success & possibly a triumph of diplomacy with pageantry but behind the smiles & tiaras, Labour are only 0.005% in the polls, so before I wet myself, we must ask: Was the King’s speech enough to save Sir Keir?
Only time will tell”
“It may have looked a success & possibly a triumph of diplomacy with pageantry but behind the smiles & tiaras, Labour are only 0.005% in the polls, so before I wet myself, we must ask: Was the King’s speech enough to save Sir Keir?
Only time will tell”
September 19, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Chris Mason captured the mood, Sir M:
“It may have looked a success & possibly a triumph of diplomacy with pageantry but behind the smiles & tiaras, Labour are only 0.005% in the polls, so before I wet myself, we must ask: Was the King’s speech enough to save Sir Keir?
Only time will tell”
“It may have looked a success & possibly a triumph of diplomacy with pageantry but behind the smiles & tiaras, Labour are only 0.005% in the polls, so before I wet myself, we must ask: Was the King’s speech enough to save Sir Keir?
Only time will tell”
Windsor, so provincial, Sir M, Gussage on parade:
Ldy B shinnying up lamp posts affixing the Stars & Stripes
Melania riding pillion on your mobility scooter
Donny face down after inspecting the WI’s self defence club
A 14 trap salute after a Curry Banquet at the Red Lion
Over to you Chequers
Ldy B shinnying up lamp posts affixing the Stars & Stripes
Melania riding pillion on your mobility scooter
Donny face down after inspecting the WI’s self defence club
A 14 trap salute after a Curry Banquet at the Red Lion
Over to you Chequers
September 18, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Windsor, so provincial, Sir M, Gussage on parade:
Ldy B shinnying up lamp posts affixing the Stars & Stripes
Melania riding pillion on your mobility scooter
Donny face down after inspecting the WI’s self defence club
A 14 trap salute after a Curry Banquet at the Red Lion
Over to you Chequers
Ldy B shinnying up lamp posts affixing the Stars & Stripes
Melania riding pillion on your mobility scooter
Donny face down after inspecting the WI’s self defence club
A 14 trap salute after a Curry Banquet at the Red Lion
Over to you Chequers
Forgive me Sir M,
For coming over ‘CoE Lite’ but I believe this tremendous occasion warrants reference to a beatitude:
Mathew 5:9: Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God
5:9(a): Unless they talk cack: then verily the deals off.
🙏
For coming over ‘CoE Lite’ but I believe this tremendous occasion warrants reference to a beatitude:
Mathew 5:9: Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God
5:9(a): Unless they talk cack: then verily the deals off.
🙏
September 15, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Forgive me Sir M,
For coming over ‘CoE Lite’ but I believe this tremendous occasion warrants reference to a beatitude:
Mathew 5:9: Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God
5:9(a): Unless they talk cack: then verily the deals off.
🙏
For coming over ‘CoE Lite’ but I believe this tremendous occasion warrants reference to a beatitude:
Mathew 5:9: Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God
5:9(a): Unless they talk cack: then verily the deals off.
🙏
If only Macron had made you his fifth PM,
Imagine, Sir M, it would have been a riot of a time after you had pushed through raising the retirement age to 70; I’m sure millions of French people would have come out say: “Merci!”
Make Tommy’s 3 million🤨 look inadequate
Imagine, Sir M, it would have been a riot of a time after you had pushed through raising the retirement age to 70; I’m sure millions of French people would have come out say: “Merci!”
Make Tommy’s 3 million🤨 look inadequate
September 14, 2025 at 9:55 AM
If only Macron had made you his fifth PM,
Imagine, Sir M, it would have been a riot of a time after you had pushed through raising the retirement age to 70; I’m sure millions of French people would have come out say: “Merci!”
Make Tommy’s 3 million🤨 look inadequate
Imagine, Sir M, it would have been a riot of a time after you had pushed through raising the retirement age to 70; I’m sure millions of French people would have come out say: “Merci!”
Make Tommy’s 3 million🤨 look inadequate
“I think she’s got it”
“By George, Sir M,
she's got it!
“Now, once again where does it rain?”
“On the plain!
On the plain!”
“And where's that soggy plain?”
“In Spalding
In Spalding”
“I’ve grown accustomed to her face”
“Now, steady on, Sir M”
“By George, Sir M,
she's got it!
“Now, once again where does it rain?”
“On the plain!
On the plain!”
“And where's that soggy plain?”
“In Spalding
In Spalding”
“I’ve grown accustomed to her face”
“Now, steady on, Sir M”
September 9, 2025 at 2:14 PM
“I think she’s got it”
“By George, Sir M,
she's got it!
“Now, once again where does it rain?”
“On the plain!
On the plain!”
“And where's that soggy plain?”
“In Spalding
In Spalding”
“I’ve grown accustomed to her face”
“Now, steady on, Sir M”
“By George, Sir M,
she's got it!
“Now, once again where does it rain?”
“On the plain!
On the plain!”
“And where's that soggy plain?”
“In Spalding
In Spalding”
“I’ve grown accustomed to her face”
“Now, steady on, Sir M”
And to hear them sing, Sir M:
🎵 I’m an insomniac, I’m an insomniac, I’m a scopophiliac, Anglophiliac and complete and utter maniac🎵
🎵 I’m an insomniac, I’m an insomniac, I’m a scopophiliac, Anglophiliac and complete and utter maniac🎵
September 7, 2025 at 9:17 AM
And to hear them sing, Sir M:
🎵 I’m an insomniac, I’m an insomniac, I’m a scopophiliac, Anglophiliac and complete and utter maniac🎵
🎵 I’m an insomniac, I’m an insomniac, I’m a scopophiliac, Anglophiliac and complete and utter maniac🎵
Swiss roll
Post card from Clacton
Rizlas
Fred Dineage’s book on the Krays
Poligrip
Policy Making for Dummies
Tin of red paint
Bell & Spurling’s Greatest Shits CD
Curling tongs
Post card from Clacton
Rizlas
Fred Dineage’s book on the Krays
Poligrip
Policy Making for Dummies
Tin of red paint
Bell & Spurling’s Greatest Shits CD
Curling tongs
September 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Swiss roll
Post card from Clacton
Rizlas
Fred Dineage’s book on the Krays
Poligrip
Policy Making for Dummies
Tin of red paint
Bell & Spurling’s Greatest Shits CD
Curling tongs
Post card from Clacton
Rizlas
Fred Dineage’s book on the Krays
Poligrip
Policy Making for Dummies
Tin of red paint
Bell & Spurling’s Greatest Shits CD
Curling tongs
Jill ⤵️↘️➡️⤴️➡️↘️⤵️➡️⤵️⤵️☹️
Was hoping to be scoring with Weymouth FC’s first team this season but after an action- packed afternoon of toing & froing with their manager; it eventually came to nothing.
Was hoping to be scoring with Weymouth FC’s first team this season but after an action- packed afternoon of toing & froing with their manager; it eventually came to nothing.
September 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Jill ⤵️↘️➡️⤴️➡️↘️⤵️➡️⤵️⤵️☹️
Was hoping to be scoring with Weymouth FC’s first team this season but after an action- packed afternoon of toing & froing with their manager; it eventually came to nothing.
Was hoping to be scoring with Weymouth FC’s first team this season but after an action- packed afternoon of toing & froing with their manager; it eventually came to nothing.