Ben there, done that
@wickedhedgehog.bsky.social
🔞NSFW 18+ only! A daddy looking for sons and friends. He/him
-Blissfully married 🧔🏼♂️👨🏻🦲
-HUGE flirt 😉
-Dog dad to Murray 🐶
-Language enthusiast 🇺🇸🇮🇪🇫🇷🇪🇸🇿🇦🇩🇰🇭🇹
-High functioning OCD/anxiety 😳
-I stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦. Trump is a gimp.
I just want to make people laugh
-Blissfully married 🧔🏼♂️👨🏻🦲
-HUGE flirt 😉
-Dog dad to Murray 🐶
-Language enthusiast 🇺🇸🇮🇪🇫🇷🇪🇸🇿🇦🇩🇰🇭🇹
-High functioning OCD/anxiety 😳
-I stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦. Trump is a gimp.
I just want to make people laugh
Bush reporting for duty, sir
December 13, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Bush reporting for duty, sir
December 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I never understood “Luxury Christmas Cards”.
As opposed to what? “Ghetto AF Cards”?
As opposed to what? “Ghetto AF Cards”?
December 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I never understood “Luxury Christmas Cards”.
As opposed to what? “Ghetto AF Cards”?
As opposed to what? “Ghetto AF Cards”?
Sweet mother of FUCK! This is ultra hot!!
December 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Sweet mother of FUCK! This is ultra hot!!
Bush. Sounds about right.
Now show me yours.
Now show me yours.
December 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Bush. Sounds about right.
Now show me yours.
Now show me yours.
One of my colleagues said I look like one of the Whos from Whoville.
He wasn’t wrong.
He wasn’t wrong.
December 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
One of my colleagues said I look like one of the Whos from Whoville.
He wasn’t wrong.
He wasn’t wrong.
Thanks Spotify
December 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Thanks Spotify
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
December 2, 2025 at 1:05 PM
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
*gasp* You have a Murray too!
December 1, 2025 at 7:18 AM
*gasp* You have a Murray too!
Me, when I see half nekkid pics of @bearturner.bsky.social
December 1, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Me, when I see half nekkid pics of @bearturner.bsky.social
Me likey stik too
December 1, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Me likey stik too
Doing this because @bearturner.bsky.social is so hot
-Name: Ben 🐻
-Pronouns: he/him 👬🏻
-Height: 6’ 3”
-Sexuality: 🏳️🌈
-Sign: Leo 🦁
-Piercings: Ears
-Tattoos: 1 semi-colon
-Fav Color: Purple 💜
-Fav Drink: Pepsi Max ⚡️
-Fav Animal: Labrador 🐶
-MBTI: INFJ
-Name: Ben 🐻
-Pronouns: he/him 👬🏻
-Height: 6’ 3”
-Sexuality: 🏳️🌈
-Sign: Leo 🦁
-Piercings: Ears
-Tattoos: 1 semi-colon
-Fav Color: Purple 💜
-Fav Drink: Pepsi Max ⚡️
-Fav Animal: Labrador 🐶
-MBTI: INFJ
November 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Doing this because @bearturner.bsky.social is so hot
-Name: Ben 🐻
-Pronouns: he/him 👬🏻
-Height: 6’ 3”
-Sexuality: 🏳️🌈
-Sign: Leo 🦁
-Piercings: Ears
-Tattoos: 1 semi-colon
-Fav Color: Purple 💜
-Fav Drink: Pepsi Max ⚡️
-Fav Animal: Labrador 🐶
-MBTI: INFJ
-Name: Ben 🐻
-Pronouns: he/him 👬🏻
-Height: 6’ 3”
-Sexuality: 🏳️🌈
-Sign: Leo 🦁
-Piercings: Ears
-Tattoos: 1 semi-colon
-Fav Color: Purple 💜
-Fav Drink: Pepsi Max ⚡️
-Fav Animal: Labrador 🐶
-MBTI: INFJ
This just has to stop. Using the r-word as a slur completely boils my piss.
November 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM
This just has to stop. Using the r-word as a slur completely boils my piss.
We said, “please pay attention while we go over the safety procedures”.
November 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
We said, “please pay attention while we go over the safety procedures”.
That cancelled TV show you’ll never stop thinking about.
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
That cancelled TV show you’ll never stop thinking about.
Over 30 selfie thread ✨
54 here 🤘🏻
54 here 🤘🏻
November 29, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Over 30 selfie thread ✨
54 here 🤘🏻
54 here 🤘🏻
November 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
It’s bullshit like this that makes us Americans living overseas even more of a target. Thanks a lot, Gargamel.
November 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
It’s bullshit like this that makes us Americans living overseas even more of a target. Thanks a lot, Gargamel.
Murray says “Happy Thanksgiving y’all!”
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Murray says “Happy Thanksgiving y’all!”