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Wicket The Wicked
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I write unremarkable but dirty Star Wars fan-fiction and chew gum and I’m all out of gum.
Just realizing I read a disproportionately high number of novels featuring women being institutionalized for mental health problems as a teenager in the nineties.
September 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Lost a friend last Saturday and my biggest regret is I hadn’t sent him enough cat pictures.
May 17, 2025 at 2:14 PM
PA people, are you aware how truly lucky you are to have all this green? Trees, grass, flowers oh my! It’ll be another couple months before we get our week of green in WY.
May 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
My ortho forgot to warn me that cortisol shots can cause increased heart rate and facial flushing, so my watch giving off alerts all evening was more than a little alarming.
March 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I’ve lived with a brilliant scientist for twenty years now and he’s never even tried to invent a breakfast machine.

(Brought to you by the second viewing of The Cat From Outer Space in as many days.)
February 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The only reason I know the word “amalgam” is from 1989’s Parenthood.
February 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
On the wall in our hallway, we keep this reminder for how to pull out of a meltdown:
February 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
It’s a good thing I was never brave enough to really lean into TikTok or you’d be seeing some unhinged “get ready with me while I prep for my colonoscopy 2morrow!” Vids
January 30, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I posted about having a cup of coffee one time on bluesky and now my feed is all about coffee? I average 2 cups a week here, guys. Take my offering of this bonkers catalog cover and be at peace.
January 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I still need to use Meta aps every now and again to check up on specific people, but my petty ass just learned how to set screen time limits and limited myself to 5 mins once a week on Sunday.
January 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Middle age is getting excited about trying out different packing configurations and testing new bags/suitcases…2+ months before the trip.
January 6, 2025 at 4:09 AM
It’s 3pm day after Christmas and I’m finally up and settling down with my coffee and breakfast. I don’t think I realized how much the holiday had taken out of me.
December 26, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Sometimes when my kids are having an epic meltdown I like to play REM’s Everybody Hurts really loud to encourage them to calm down.

It doesn’t work and makes the meltdown exponentially worse but I get a chuckle out of it nonetheless.
December 4, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Looking for some light holiday reading to kick off the season? How about some (aged up!!!!!) Magic School Bus fan fiction?
archiveofourown.org/works/436766...
Take Chances - Chapter 1 - Wicket_the_Wicked - Magic School Bus & Magic School Bus Rides Again (Cartoons 1994-2018) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 28, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Did you know there was a Pete Seeger Christmas album? I am ashamed to say I did not, even though his music saturated every road trip of my childhood. folkways.si.edu/pete-seeger/...
Traditional Christmas Carols | Smithsonian Folkways Recordingsicon-circle-playsvg-new-pause-buttonicon-circle-playsvg-new-pause-buttonicon-circle-playsvg-new-pause-buttonicon-circle-playsvg-new-pause-...
Long a seasonal favorite, this collection of 13 charming Christmas carols from French, English, Italian, and African American traditions captures the Christmas spirit with wonderful universality. The...
folkways.si.edu
November 28, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Taking a break from meal prepping to spew some thoughts on two of my current special interests - Star Wars and Taylor Swift.
November 27, 2024 at 7:53 PM
My kid participates in a social skills group at school as part of his IEP. According to the teacher, his descriptions of his disability are helping the other kids in the group conceptualize and understand what’s going on in their own brains. How freaking amazing is this kid?
November 13, 2024 at 11:03 PM
I know I’m several months behind the times, but Renegade Nell was exactly what I needed this weekend.
November 11, 2024 at 5:44 AM
Don’t expect too much from this account except to plug my latest fan fiction now and again. I’m just gonna stew in my fantasy words for a little while longer…
November 9, 2024 at 5:25 PM