@wideandsassyalt.bsky.social
I am gonna be so hot in March like wow
December 31, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I am gonna be so hot in March like wow
I need hole so bad rn
December 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I need hole so bad rn
Rosalia is that bitch
December 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Rosalia is that bitch
home for Christmas and mom immediately doing that thing where she comments on everything I do and the tv I’m watching 😐
December 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
home for Christmas and mom immediately doing that thing where she comments on everything I do and the tv I’m watching 😐
god I fucking love getting st*ned and j*rking off
December 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
god I fucking love getting st*ned and j*rking off
I want the entire weight of a 6 foot plus man on me rn
December 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I want the entire weight of a 6 foot plus man on me rn
horn knee
December 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
horn knee
how am I supposed to work today when I am so deeply horny
December 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
how am I supposed to work today when I am so deeply horny
deleted hinge, kept grindr, at my lowest weight and visibly putting on muscle…slut era incoming
May 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
deleted hinge, kept grindr, at my lowest weight and visibly putting on muscle…slut era incoming
do u ever think about how every man just fucking sucks
May 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
do u ever think about how every man just fucking sucks
straight people my age are spending $500 on their babies, I am spending $500 on lady Gaga seats at Madison square garden, I think we know who has it better off
April 3, 2025 at 8:10 PM
straight people my age are spending $500 on their babies, I am spending $500 on lady Gaga seats at Madison square garden, I think we know who has it better off
what’s a job where I can make good money and zone the fuck out of the rest of the world
April 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
what’s a job where I can make good money and zone the fuck out of the rest of the world
one thing about me is that I’m very fucking funny ok
April 3, 2025 at 12:40 AM
one thing about me is that I’m very fucking funny ok
I don’t understand why Grindr doesn’t just add verification
March 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I don’t understand why Grindr doesn’t just add verification
i used to be so good at computer
March 21, 2025 at 1:18 AM
i used to be so good at computer
real fuckin sick of people emailing me after 5 pm
March 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
real fuckin sick of people emailing me after 5 pm
thinking about my neighbor on grindr who used to have the headline “rim me?” And “rim me? Or hikes”
March 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
thinking about my neighbor on grindr who used to have the headline “rim me?” And “rim me? Or hikes”
grays in my beard…grays in my chest hair…daddy era incoming
March 9, 2025 at 4:32 PM
grays in my beard…grays in my chest hair…daddy era incoming
man I was talking to all summer recently told me he was seeing someone all summer and into the fall 🫥
December 14, 2024 at 8:04 PM
man I was talking to all summer recently told me he was seeing someone all summer and into the fall 🫥
happy slow descent into fascism existential dread monday to all who celebrate
December 2, 2024 at 4:50 PM
happy slow descent into fascism existential dread monday to all who celebrate
seeing a man on grindr with a pfp of his smiling face with the name “Load Provider” will never not be funny
November 22, 2024 at 2:50 AM
seeing a man on grindr with a pfp of his smiling face with the name “Load Provider” will never not be funny