No one asked me
@widerrechtig.bsky.social
No offense to toddlers
February 3, 2026 at 2:06 AM
No offense to toddlers
He's a toddler in need of validation, just like all the rest, I imagine
February 3, 2026 at 2:05 AM
He's a toddler in need of validation, just like all the rest, I imagine
It's all rumors at this point; it would be premature to infer any deliberate choice in wardrobe
February 1, 2026 at 5:36 PM
It's all rumors at this point; it would be premature to infer any deliberate choice in wardrobe
All this time I thought the irresistible urge to smear his face into a wall was a personal failing
January 31, 2026 at 5:50 PM
All this time I thought the irresistible urge to smear his face into a wall was a personal failing
I was told it was just "a rumor" that he dressed like that on purpose. Was I misled?!!1!
January 31, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I was told it was just "a rumor" that he dressed like that on purpose. Was I misled?!!1!
Was that... phrasing(?) ... necessary? The horror
January 21, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Was that... phrasing(?) ... necessary? The horror
(user name checks out lol)
January 8, 2026 at 11:14 PM
(user name checks out lol)
Not clear if typo deliberate. Funny either way
January 8, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Not clear if typo deliberate. Funny either way
Truly wish I could share your optimism
December 20, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Truly wish I could share your optimism
Yes, but... if you had, they'd be down 28-30.
December 19, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Yes, but... if you had, they'd be down 28-30.
... I say that as a person defenseless against cats, not necessarily as a comment on the universe
December 15, 2025 at 5:47 AM
... I say that as a person defenseless against cats, not necessarily as a comment on the universe
To be fair, that MIGHT be the universe responding...
December 15, 2025 at 5:34 AM
To be fair, that MIGHT be the universe responding...
Bizarro Paul Simon bad
October 19, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Bizarro Paul Simon bad
Was there a moon over Parma?
October 13, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Was there a moon over Parma?
Beautiful. Noisy. Bossy. Likes unsalted peanuts
October 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Beautiful. Noisy. Bossy. Likes unsalted peanuts
Some people are allergic to retinax, I hear
October 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Some people are allergic to retinax, I hear
It'll be accurate soon enough anyway
September 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
It'll be accurate soon enough anyway
Hell of a detour for the fish-throwing, but sure 😁
September 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Hell of a detour for the fish-throwing, but sure 😁
Bless his heart.
September 26, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Bless his heart.