Wide Sprite
widesprite.bsky.social
Wide Sprite
@widesprite.bsky.social
Pencils are better than pens
Sometimes I feel bad about my writing and other times I remember Clive Staples Lewis wrote Santa Claus giving the kids weapons in Narnia
May 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I am a rescue (derogatory)
May 11, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Apparently the right thing to say when someone tells you about their gender reassignment isn’t “Which one you think you’ll get?”
April 11, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Men get their oil changed at the same time. It’s their version of syncing periods
March 31, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Looking for an artist to do concept art for characters for my book. If any of you has any rec’s, I’d be greatly appreciative.
March 20, 2025 at 6:04 PM
When someone hands something small to me, I intentionally drop it so we can scrounge around together.
March 19, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I’m interested to know with these “super rolls” of toilet paper how big manufacturers think a toilet paper roll should be.

Because these “super rolls” are tiny
March 7, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I want a generic neuralink-esque device and dive into Legends ZA tbh
February 28, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Very excited I have finished first round of edits on my passion project. Looking for beta readers!
February 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
The best dumps require skill to maneuver through your bowels and into the bowl. It’s not for everyone.
February 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
My eunuchs are scheming (I am having a bad day)
December 30, 2024 at 2:36 AM
You all ain’t ready for what this dumbass is writing (not smut) (yet)
December 30, 2024 at 2:04 AM
Why do people screen texts from their loved ones that usually require a timely response? Like how hard is it to say “Lemme get back to you”?????
December 30, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Was 26 the year I was supposed to start sending Christmas cards to people?
December 26, 2024 at 11:19 PM
I think the rich are mad about Luigi Mangione because they’re used to the wage earners having to deal with the consequences of the ruling class’s actions and they’re scared that we see a world in which we can bring our problems to people at the top.
December 25, 2024 at 9:12 PM
I never understand why people are capable of normal conversation in person but zero texting skill nowadays. Like in real life, if people are saying stuff that warrants a response, you usually say at least something. But so many people are cool with just cutting short randomly.

Is this tism???
December 9, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Anime beach episodes are done so often as filler that it would be amazing to see one that has key plot points for a change.
December 2, 2024 at 6:07 AM
Looking for mutuals who are into manwha, manga, or manhua. I need people to talk with about the stupid number of series’ I’m on.
November 25, 2024 at 9:22 AM
Explain your username:
November 19, 2024 at 1:39 PM
Power move: When someone calls you by your name a second time correctly, say “Close enough.” Then move on and don’t address it.
November 19, 2024 at 1:38 PM
It amazes me how apparently the only really dangerous part of many animals is just their mouths.
November 19, 2024 at 11:43 AM
One way to sneakily ask about the hybrid nature of a job is to ask what a normal work week looks like in the role.
November 19, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Games I love

🚨 Shoplifting
🫥 D I S A P P E A R
🤮 pukies
💩 Poopin
🎃 Jacob Lantern
November 15, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Seeing a ton of library defenders on here. Certainly a good sign I guess
November 14, 2024 at 12:20 AM