Tom Diligenter
@wieners.bsky.social
I know nothing and I do nothing. please stay and hear my unique perspective on whatever as I scream into the void
have toilets become advanced enough yet that I can get can get an end of year off wrap-up for my ass
December 6, 2025 at 9:57 AM
have toilets become advanced enough yet that I can get can get an end of year off wrap-up for my ass
Whenever a woman realizes she is a lesbian it should be called "ding dong ditch"
May 11, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Whenever a woman realizes she is a lesbian it should be called "ding dong ditch"
I am starting a new birther movement. Donald Jarnold Trump must prove he wasn't born on epstein island
May 11, 2025 at 8:33 AM
I am starting a new birther movement. Donald Jarnold Trump must prove he wasn't born on epstein island
I wonder if anybody would notice if they swapped the c-span feed with footage of a literal dumpster fire
March 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I wonder if anybody would notice if they swapped the c-span feed with footage of a literal dumpster fire
Forget "would you kill baby Hitler if you had the chance", the answer to the question of "would you do the bare minimum to help slow down fascism" is a resounding no for 10 dems with varying degrees of mental capacity.
March 15, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Forget "would you kill baby Hitler if you had the chance", the answer to the question of "would you do the bare minimum to help slow down fascism" is a resounding no for 10 dems with varying degrees of mental capacity.
I don't understand how a baby trying on glasses for the first time always gets like hundreds of thousands of views, but my video of trying to put cat eye contacts on a baby gets child services called on me.
March 10, 2025 at 10:13 AM
I don't understand how a baby trying on glasses for the first time always gets like hundreds of thousands of views, but my video of trying to put cat eye contacts on a baby gets child services called on me.
(on my deathbed, in Russo-America)
If only I argued about star wars more
If only I argued about star wars more
March 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
(on my deathbed, in Russo-America)
If only I argued about star wars more
If only I argued about star wars more
confirm chet hanks to whatever position needed so that we can finally give america the official language of Patois
February 28, 2025 at 7:13 AM
confirm chet hanks to whatever position needed so that we can finally give america the official language of Patois
You all finger wag and jeer now, but when it gets renamed to "Federal Booby Inspector" it will alllllll make sense
February 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
You all finger wag and jeer now, but when it gets renamed to "Federal Booby Inspector" it will alllllll make sense
I bet he'd hate it at first but Jerry Seinfeld probably could suck some dick dry like a pro if he really tried
February 21, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I bet he'd hate it at first but Jerry Seinfeld probably could suck some dick dry like a pro if he really tried
You can tell someone is a martial artist if they are wearing a martial beret
February 11, 2025 at 6:20 AM
You can tell someone is a martial artist if they are wearing a martial beret
I googled to see what would've happened four score seven years ago today. Apparently it was when the Oberkommando der Wehrmacht was established. Awful thing, thank goodness it's not currently happening again
February 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I googled to see what would've happened four score seven years ago today. Apparently it was when the Oberkommando der Wehrmacht was established. Awful thing, thank goodness it's not currently happening again
With all this tariff and trade war stuff going on I really wish I paid attention during school or the phantom menace
February 3, 2025 at 1:24 PM
With all this tariff and trade war stuff going on I really wish I paid attention during school or the phantom menace
We were just one letter away from getting rid of all REI stores. Mountains were not meant to be hiked. Stop trying to affront God
February 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
We were just one letter away from getting rid of all REI stores. Mountains were not meant to be hiked. Stop trying to affront God
Donkey from Shrek
May 29, 1917 - February 1st, 2025
Rest in Peace, Donkey
May 29, 1917 - February 1st, 2025
Rest in Peace, Donkey
February 1, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Donkey from Shrek
May 29, 1917 - February 1st, 2025
Rest in Peace, Donkey
May 29, 1917 - February 1st, 2025
Rest in Peace, Donkey
Whenever I see a service animal I hope to god the service is not assassinations
January 30, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Whenever I see a service animal I hope to god the service is not assassinations
The stuff that fulls up e-cigarettes should be called e-jaculate
January 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The stuff that fulls up e-cigarettes should be called e-jaculate
My review of "Where the Wild Things Are" by Maurice Sendak:
Wow, that was wild.
Wow, that was wild.
January 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM
My review of "Where the Wild Things Are" by Maurice Sendak:
Wow, that was wild.
Wow, that was wild.
If America goes full Nazi and nobody joins them their uniforms are going to look like dogshit this time around
January 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
If America goes full Nazi and nobody joins them their uniforms are going to look like dogshit this time around
What are the qualifications for being a ninja? Because Michaelangelo is a party dude. I'm not sure he is a real ninja.
January 26, 2025 at 7:32 AM
What are the qualifications for being a ninja? Because Michaelangelo is a party dude. I'm not sure he is a real ninja.
Reading the letter I wrote to myself as a kid is depressing. I never "mastered karate" or "avenged my sensei" although I did "eat one of those giant snickers solo"
January 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Reading the letter I wrote to myself as a kid is depressing. I never "mastered karate" or "avenged my sensei" although I did "eat one of those giant snickers solo"
How is everyone getting screenshots from Twitter if they left Twitter. Do they have a man on the inside?
January 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
How is everyone getting screenshots from Twitter if they left Twitter. Do they have a man on the inside?
When will Blues Brothers 3000 come out
January 24, 2025 at 8:57 AM
When will Blues Brothers 3000 come out
I went to tryout for a local band with an old guitar hero controller as a joke. They made me play three and a half songs before telling me they'd let me know. I left in tears
January 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I went to tryout for a local band with an old guitar hero controller as a joke. They made me play three and a half songs before telling me they'd let me know. I left in tears