They interrupted @wamu885’s #HotJazzSaturdayNight to report on this…we’re well and truly fucked

Any chance you’re looking for a scriptwriter/humorist/speechwriter/writer/editor? Because I’m pretty sure I’m about to lose my job, along with most of my coworkers 😞 You can see a bit of my work here: weightywhimsicalwords.com. Or if not, but you know John Oliver, could you see if he’ll hire me? 🥺

Also, any chance you’re looking for a scriptwriter/humorist/speechwriter/writer/editor? Because I’m pretty sure I’m about to lose my job, along with most of my coworkers 😞 You can see a bit of my work here: weightywhimsicalwords.com. Or if you know John Oliver, could you see if he’ll hire me? 🥺

Trump=Dark Triad. Vance adopted Thiel/Yavin’s views. Vance&Musk support turning the US into dictator-run technofeudalist fiefs. Musk thinks life’s a sim & is fine with hurting us “NPCs.” Dems=too into respectability politics to see they sold us down the river. Can we come back from this? If so, how?

Snoozy cat for tax 🧵7/7

So sure, we can all be concerned and sad and even terrified…but not surprised. Because the plan was never hidden, never secret, never obscure; and the frog can’t feign surprise to all its buddies when the scorpions sting us and we sink into the murky depths. 🧵6/7

No matter where I look, I’m seeing messages of shock and concern. But none of this is a surprise. This isn’t the scorpion telling the frog he won’t sting; it’s the scorpion saying “oh, yeah, I’m *totally* gonna sting you and we’ll BOTH drown,” and the frog giving he & his buddies a ride anyway. 🧵5/7

Dismantling the government and firing the public servants who dedicated their lives to serving their fellow Americans? Right on target. 🧵4/7