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Illusionist Faceless Gage

@wiimotionplussy.bsky.social

11K followers 2.5K following 13K posts

(18+) gay guy with a lot to say guy. Also occasionally naked. I block anyone who posts AI or pics that are not their own. He/him. AZ venmo: oxford-karma

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Illusionist Faceless Gage @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · Apr 5

me ft. my roommate’s struggling plant

A pic of me in the mirror in my underwear showing off my torso and pit. Off to the side is my roomie’s very sad monstera plant

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tropkickthunder.bsky.social @tropkickthunder.bsky.social · 2h

Today’s hump day post was brought to you by natural lighting and inspired by @cardioandcode.bsky.social

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Illusionist Faceless Gage @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 1h

Litchrally how boring!

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ryan seekrest @crocshudson.bsky.social · 1h

More like slump day am I right

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Illusionist Faceless Gage @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 1h

ohhhhhhh I have that. nobody wants to get up off their ass and like posts these days

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Illusionist Faceless Gage @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 1h

It seems none of us will be anytime soon!

Illusionist Faceless Gage @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 1h

Maybe it’s the news, maybe it’s the content moderation, maybe it’s just natural ebb and flow, who can say

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Illusionist Faceless Gage @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 1h

posting about posting usually sucks but hopefully it sucks less when it’s not exclusively about me 😇

Illusionist Faceless Gage @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 1h

now slowly drift into a state of lamentation…

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Illusionist Faceless Gage @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 1h

I don’t mean to be how I am but it seems like Everyone’s hump day nudes did worse than usual…hm…

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Illusionist Faceless Gage @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 1h

you improved my joke LOL

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Illusionist Faceless Gage @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 1h

i put anhedonia and ennui in the wine. and the pasta.

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Illusionist Faceless Gage @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 1h

awwww don’t make my day!!

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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 8h

jerry seinfeld on the phone: you're at lake MUNGO?!

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Illusionist Faceless Gage @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 2h

truly like what’s left

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Illusionist Faceless Gage @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 2h

this doxxing…

Illusionist Faceless Gage @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 2h

And and die!

Illusionist Faceless Gage @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 2h

And clearly very good at typing!

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Illusionist Faceless Gage @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 2h

love sending a face pic and getting blocked like “okay so do they think I’m ugly or is that my coworker”

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Illusionist Faceless Gage @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 2h

Fair! Just a strange reply to receive from someone who doesn’t follow me and has never interacted before…

Illusionist Faceless Gage @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 2h

I have. What’s your point?

Illusionist Faceless Gage @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 2h

Feeling particularly well-adjusted and and peaceful today

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Illusionist Faceless Gage @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 2h

ima try that!

Illusionist Faceless Gage @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 2h

Replying to my post being loudly sassy and incorrect and then surprised when I’m rude back. Didnt anyone ever teach you manners? Bye now

Illusionist Faceless Gage @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 2h

You are a tar pit and can’t accept when you’re wrong lmao. Now whole-heartedly FUCK OFF you absolute black hole of a person.

Illusionist Faceless Gage @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 2h

Dogs yelp all the time for reasons unrelated to being shocked: limb falling asleep, stepping wrong, thinking they’re alone suddenly. The video’s been disproven by multiple credible sources and you digging your heels in further cements your idiocy!