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You know you can attract a heard of fish when swimming if you stomp your feet?
December 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
You know you can attract a heard of fish when swimming if you stomp your feet?
"Being a dog is what the world would be like if capitalism didn't exist"
November 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
"Being a dog is what the world would be like if capitalism didn't exist"
E - Persuade and swayed are basically the same word. One's just shorter
Us - O.o lolwut
Us - O.o lolwut
August 18, 2025 at 6:09 PM
E - Persuade and swayed are basically the same word. One's just shorter
Us - O.o lolwut
Us - O.o lolwut
Isn't there a breed of husky that talks?
August 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Isn't there a breed of husky that talks?
If the sun went super nova, we wouldn't know about it. Well, within six seconds we would. Or something.
August 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
If the sun went super nova, we wouldn't know about it. Well, within six seconds we would. Or something.
I can't eat without drinking water because my mouth goes all clammy
June 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I can't eat without drinking water because my mouth goes all clammy
The alphabet has around 27 letters in, right?
June 2, 2025 at 1:00 PM
The alphabet has around 27 letters in, right?
Do you chew rice, or do you swallow it?
May 31, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Do you chew rice, or do you swallow it?
On rivers.
They all look the same. Wet.
They all look the same. Wet.
May 31, 2025 at 3:05 PM
On rivers.
They all look the same. Wet.
They all look the same. Wet.
On exams.
It doesn't feel like a professional enough environment to do my signature
It doesn't feel like a professional enough environment to do my signature
May 31, 2025 at 3:01 PM
On exams.
It doesn't feel like a professional enough environment to do my signature
It doesn't feel like a professional enough environment to do my signature
You know snakes can't blink...
Wait, can they?
Wait, can they?
May 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
You know snakes can't blink...
Wait, can they?
Wait, can they?
There's a country where you can't wear white.
Wait, is it Italy?
Wait, is it Italy?
March 29, 2025 at 11:35 AM
There's a country where you can't wear white.
Wait, is it Italy?
Wait, is it Italy?
Aren't wombats made up. They were on that old kids show? The wombats of Wimbledon?
March 24, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Aren't wombats made up. They were on that old kids show? The wombats of Wimbledon?
Can't you, in very rare circumstances, put your hand through a wall?
March 9, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Can't you, in very rare circumstances, put your hand through a wall?
"Sorry for asking for rice cakes - a basic human right"
March 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
"Sorry for asking for rice cakes - a basic human right"
I thought you could get salmonella from meringue...
February 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I thought you could get salmonella from meringue...
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E: I know this amazing recipe you should try!
Me: go on
E: so you get a French stick, then you grate some garlic, butter and parsley and mix together..
Me: You're describing garlic bread darling
E: no, it was amazing, and you can put mozzarella on top!!
Me: so cheesy garlic bread...
E: oh... yeah
Me: go on
E: so you get a French stick, then you grate some garlic, butter and parsley and mix together..
Me: You're describing garlic bread darling
E: no, it was amazing, and you can put mozzarella on top!!
Me: so cheesy garlic bread...
E: oh... yeah
February 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
E: I know this amazing recipe you should try!
Me: go on
E: so you get a French stick, then you grate some garlic, butter and parsley and mix together..
Me: You're describing garlic bread darling
E: no, it was amazing, and you can put mozzarella on top!!
Me: so cheesy garlic bread...
E: oh... yeah
Me: go on
E: so you get a French stick, then you grate some garlic, butter and parsley and mix together..
Me: You're describing garlic bread darling
E: no, it was amazing, and you can put mozzarella on top!!
Me: so cheesy garlic bread...
E: oh... yeah
All dogs look like rabbits when they're born, it's an evolutionary thing
January 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
All dogs look like rabbits when they're born, it's an evolutionary thing
"I thought MSG was illegal"
December 21, 2024 at 10:50 AM
"I thought MSG was illegal"
Raccon: That's Danny Dyer's son.
Fairy: no
R: Erm
F: Bradley Walsh
R: Same difference
🙄
Fairy: no
R: Erm
F: Bradley Walsh
R: Same difference
🙄
September 7, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Raccon: That's Danny Dyer's son.
Fairy: no
R: Erm
F: Bradley Walsh
R: Same difference
🙄
Fairy: no
R: Erm
F: Bradley Walsh
R: Same difference
🙄
E: What's that place, begins with a C, ends with an A, sounds like it should be in Asia?
Us: China? 🤷🏻
E: No no, that's in Asia
Us: ....
E: That place, begins with a C...
CROATIA!
Us: Sounds like it's in... wait, is that because it ends with "atia"?
E: Yes!
Us: 🤦
Us: China? 🤷🏻
E: No no, that's in Asia
Us: ....
E: That place, begins with a C...
CROATIA!
Us: Sounds like it's in... wait, is that because it ends with "atia"?
E: Yes!
Us: 🤦
August 17, 2024 at 11:52 AM
E: What's that place, begins with a C, ends with an A, sounds like it should be in Asia?
Us: China? 🤷🏻
E: No no, that's in Asia
Us: ....
E: That place, begins with a C...
CROATIA!
Us: Sounds like it's in... wait, is that because it ends with "atia"?
E: Yes!
Us: 🤦
Us: China? 🤷🏻
E: No no, that's in Asia
Us: ....
E: That place, begins with a C...
CROATIA!
Us: Sounds like it's in... wait, is that because it ends with "atia"?
E: Yes!
Us: 🤦
On explaining public transport in America.... "but isn't there the polar express in America?"
Us: 🤦
Us: 🤦
August 13, 2024 at 4:57 PM
On explaining public transport in America.... "but isn't there the polar express in America?"
Us: 🤦
Us: 🤦
On going to Stratford with a school trip, where there will be an opportunity to shop.
E: There are no good shops in Stratford
Us: ...
Us: When was the last time you went to Stratford?
E: Never, I just think that
Us: ...
E: How close is Covent Garden to Stratford?
Us: 🤦
E: There are no good shops in Stratford
Us: ...
Us: When was the last time you went to Stratford?
E: Never, I just think that
Us: ...
E: How close is Covent Garden to Stratford?
Us: 🤦
June 25, 2024 at 5:34 PM
On going to Stratford with a school trip, where there will be an opportunity to shop.
E: There are no good shops in Stratford
Us: ...
Us: When was the last time you went to Stratford?
E: Never, I just think that
Us: ...
E: How close is Covent Garden to Stratford?
Us: 🤦
E: There are no good shops in Stratford
Us: ...
Us: When was the last time you went to Stratford?
E: Never, I just think that
Us: ...
E: How close is Covent Garden to Stratford?
Us: 🤦
My thumbs are different... But all boys' thumbs are the same
May 1, 2024 at 7:13 PM
My thumbs are different... But all boys' thumbs are the same