in unrelated news I did my yearly weigh-in and I've gained 30 pounds somehow despite sticking to a Mediterranean diet with frequent quad meat gyros

uhhh is that a guest post or is the guy famously fired from buzzfeed for plagiarism really waxing poetically about how important the writing process is to him?

well if I'm going to clip that video I might as well clip the other part from earlier in the week I wanted to bsky.app/profile/ianb...

the trick is to post such infuriating wrong shit that they have to post in response. ez peasy

update: one monitor arm has a 1080p monitor permanently affixed to it because of a stripped screw I forgot about, and the other monitor arm apparently broke its gas spring during the move. cool. so I'm typing to you from an oled monitor resting on my desk. I'll keep you all updated in this freezone

I know you're kidding for the baseboards/cabinet tops, but as a somewhat tall guy I have done "wow the top of your fridge is really dirty" to both of my sisters more than once

what's everyone's plans for the weekend? I finally set up one of my printers 3 months after moving and plan to print some useful stuff I need for my apartment. I think I'll also finally get all my monitors set up on their arms rather than this weird temporary setup

Sadist? Outside of the kink community context sadism is deriving pleasure from non-consensual infliction of pain/harm

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or just let you know how many of their recent retweets are from accounts you blocked. like seeing a 9 letting me know that 9 out of 10 of their retweets I'm not able to see because I have those accounts blocked etc.

I honestly think that's chest hair. My back collar looks like that from back hair if I don't shave it. I really want to see Calhoun in a tshirt

could probably do the same to jr smith tbh