I 'member when you just went to the card store and bought the card you wanted for a couple bucks.
Or gave them a hundred for a full display box of boosters and just opened them with your friends like rabid gremlins.

Don't underestimate the power of just a lot of licking!

Of course I made an alt version too. Gotta keep thet lewd energy up!

While I'll call it a liar out of habit, it has an impressive track record and I'm not above giving credit where credit is due.
Gold star for my mental Grima Wormtongue.

But also, anyone RTing is likely already not posting nothing but puppy pictures.

If you put the labels on the good shots and put a heads-up at the top of your profile, then people chose to look.
It's like going into a sauna and being upset about naked people whipping you with fistfuls of birch.

And a bonus dogbutt.