Parry, but whatevs.

Down to 2 HP, 0 WP, was being attacked like hell. No Shrouded, had to roll Party against an 18. Glorious 6-6-6!

ST, Mid combat: Oh, okay, that wasn't as bad as I thought. *rolls* ... It was.

I'm gonna animate that statue.

That doesn't have a range?

So, I am *not* going to do that...

... And take 27 psychic damage.

You know, that's spousal abuse if you kill me.

Thats a lot of hit points for a rogue!

What can I say, I'm a tough little guy!

Yea you are! You're a tough little nut!

Barbarian punches an animated, friendly statue to stay enraged, walks into where some Bads are, and says,

"Hey, guys, I, ah, have proficiency in land vehicles..."

PC keeps rolling low...

Hey, guys, I'm just here for the story.

DM talking around a pen cap while he draws...

You fibnd... Secret package! Passhage!
(General laughter)
Hey, go easy on him, he's just talking about a package with something in his mouth.