Resting EQ Face
@wildeornout.bsky.social
Professionally optimistic, mildly feral, perpetually diabolical. Therapist approved.
Daylist bringing me that millennial joyyy: romcom 00s alternative wednesday early morning
November 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Daylist bringing me that millennial joyyy: romcom 00s alternative wednesday early morning
Ya’ll I’m having one of those weeks where everything feels like a slam dunk. Basking in the glow of that flow.
a cartoon character wearing headphones is sitting on a green chair
ALT: a cartoon character wearing headphones is sitting on a green chair
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October 30, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Ya’ll I’m having one of those weeks where everything feels like a slam dunk. Basking in the glow of that flow.
Won the BART lottery, walked into the station with my train pulling up. 💯
October 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Won the BART lottery, walked into the station with my train pulling up. 💯
P asked me why I told a kid at his school to put his helmet on. (Because the kid was bombing down a mega hill on a razor scooter, that’s why!) I told him it’s because I’m a mom now and that means I’m not cool. Kiddo looked at me and said, “yeah, but your outfit looks cool.” 😎
October 22, 2025 at 5:09 AM
P asked me why I told a kid at his school to put his helmet on. (Because the kid was bombing down a mega hill on a razor scooter, that’s why!) I told him it’s because I’m a mom now and that means I’m not cool. Kiddo looked at me and said, “yeah, but your outfit looks cool.” 😎
P requested Kendrick Lamar in the car today. My work here is done.
October 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
P requested Kendrick Lamar in the car today. My work here is done.
Dropped off my 2-yr-old at daycare fully dressed sans pants this morning (his choice, btw). I aspire to the level of confidence of a toddler in Mickey Mouse chonies.
October 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Dropped off my 2-yr-old at daycare fully dressed sans pants this morning (his choice, btw). I aspire to the level of confidence of a toddler in Mickey Mouse chonies.
Ya’ll how much sushi is too much? I get it twice-ish a week after I drop P off at Spanish class. Am I going to get mercury poisoning like Jeremy Piven? Am I going to turn into a small angry man?
October 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Ya’ll how much sushi is too much? I get it twice-ish a week after I drop P off at Spanish class. Am I going to get mercury poisoning like Jeremy Piven? Am I going to turn into a small angry man?
Not trying to kill the peanut vibe but have ya’ll had almond butter? Far superior my friends. Also, it’s been a minute since grad school, but at the risk of getting political, are peanuts still sitting high up on the dirty dozen?
A decade after a landmark study proved that feeding peanut products to young babies could prevent development of life-threatening allergies, new research finds the change has made a big difference in the real world. https://cnn.it/3JeXlC8
October 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Not trying to kill the peanut vibe but have ya’ll had almond butter? Far superior my friends. Also, it’s been a minute since grad school, but at the risk of getting political, are peanuts still sitting high up on the dirty dozen?
My heart says SoCal, my zip code says NorCal, and Mass St’s still fading in the rearview. It’s the trifecta I never saw coming. Riding that nostalgia wave today.
October 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
My heart says SoCal, my zip code says NorCal, and Mass St’s still fading in the rearview. It’s the trifecta I never saw coming. Riding that nostalgia wave today.
Beyond the obvious reasons, another upside of living abroad is not having to hear about American football. Packing my bags now.
a scene from schitts creek shows a woman crawling into a pile of luggage
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October 20, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Beyond the obvious reasons, another upside of living abroad is not having to hear about American football. Packing my bags now.
I feel like the suburbs are where aesthetics go to die and cargo shorts reign supreme. Send help.
October 20, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I feel like the suburbs are where aesthetics go to die and cargo shorts reign supreme. Send help.
41, married with kids and Hayley Williams’ Parachute yanked me straight back to my emo college days. I am both unwell and fucking exhilarated.
October 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
41, married with kids and Hayley Williams’ Parachute yanked me straight back to my emo college days. I am both unwell and fucking exhilarated.
Friendly reminder: in the face of adversity, you have a choice. Keep it petty. And when in doubt, mom jokes are still the gold standard.
October 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Friendly reminder: in the face of adversity, you have a choice. Keep it petty. And when in doubt, mom jokes are still the gold standard.
Decided to go rogue today at work. Giving that Pluto in Aquarius energy. Here’s your reminder to keep it cute but also absolutely diabolical. 🥸
October 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Decided to go rogue today at work. Giving that Pluto in Aquarius energy. Here’s your reminder to keep it cute but also absolutely diabolical. 🥸
Yesterday while talking to my sister, I referenced Phoenix’s new shoes by calling them “Michael Jordan’s.” I experienced both shame and outrage the moment the words left my lips. Momming has really taken a toll on me.
October 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Yesterday while talking to my sister, I referenced Phoenix’s new shoes by calling them “Michael Jordan’s.” I experienced both shame and outrage the moment the words left my lips. Momming has really taken a toll on me.
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A coalition of congressional Republicans from the New York area rebuked President Trump for cuts to a federal program that administers aid to emergency workers and others suffering from toxins related to the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11, 2001.
DOGE Cuts 9/11 Survivors’ Fund, and Republicans Join Democrats in Rebuke
After 20 percent of the World Trade Center Health Program staff was terminated last week, Democratic lawmakers were outraged. On Wednesday, Republican lawmakers joined them.
www.nytimes.com
February 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
A coalition of congressional Republicans from the New York area rebuked President Trump for cuts to a federal program that administers aid to emergency workers and others suffering from toxins related to the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11, 2001.
@drewtuma.bsky.social how we looking tomorrow? Some rain, a lot of rain, do we need to build boats?
February 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
@drewtuma.bsky.social how we looking tomorrow? Some rain, a lot of rain, do we need to build boats?
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i think kendrick is president now?
February 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
i think kendrick is president now?
A MINOOOOOOOOOOR.
(that is all)
(that is all)
February 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
A MINOOOOOOOOOOR.
(that is all)
(that is all)
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Kendrick had no plan to win any of this shit. He was just hatin and look where it got him.
There’s a lesson there!
There’s a lesson there!
February 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Kendrick had no plan to win any of this shit. He was just hatin and look where it got him.
There’s a lesson there!
There’s a lesson there!
For me, it was the moment the audience said, “A minor.” #grammys #kendricklamar
February 3, 2025 at 4:20 AM
For me, it was the moment the audience said, “A minor.” #grammys #kendricklamar