The funniest option is that he's not really as good at survival as thought and he's busy being a rotting corpse somewhere.

I sure hope his plan is just tweet at them, because every nuclear escalation scenario I ever read started with the US launching small conventional strikes in Russia in response to some kind of provocation in Ukraine.

Have you tried modern mechanical keyboards? I don't think anyone specifically replicates the Commodore 64's keyboards, but there are modern IBM model M remakes that are supposedly pretty good.

I think it was one of the few things they didn't cut. I think the proposed cuts were cutting the missions after III which were like a moon colony and orbital refueling thing for later mars missions.

Artemis II is a manned moon mission scheduled for early 2026 with a crew of 4, half of whom were military. None of them were selected yet in 2020 though, so it's sure doing a bad job summarizing that. Artemis III is a landing mission, but that relies on Starship's lander and LOL at that idea.

Maybe so hot we once again enter the "Cool Zone"

Was this the pos in N3? I was amused we brought 500+ goons to shoot a dickstar pos the other day. Felt very nostalgic

I've been telling people it feels like watching election coverage on a channel that hates the results. Very "There's still a path to victory!" said at 2 am vibes.

Keying a swastika into a cyber truck while some guy in a bathrobe runs from his apartment and starts fumbling with his touch screen.

Japanese Ninja Warrior ran an entire gambit from out of shape gas station clerks in super hero outfits to actual athletes.

American Ninja Warrior quickly devolved into influencer types with crafted media personalities, backstories, and training programs.

America Ruined It

Arguably the worst mainstream sex position.

Bluesky needs the eyepop emoji.

It's nice sometimes though. The one by me the old ladies from that parish would do a bake sale in the hall you exit through and I'd buy cookies every election.

Then they moved to a school and no more cookies :(

Someone posted a fake headline alongside a very obviously fake letter with an alt text saying it was fake on Twitter. I think even some news accounts reposted it without realizing.