Dan Wilde
@wildewords.bsky.social
Testy orphan / welsh AF / more virus than host
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calmly biting a hole into a brick wall
April 17, 2025 at 6:29 AM
calmly biting a hole into a brick wall
Reposted by Dan Wilde
when i die please avenge my death regardless of the circumstances
June 13, 2023 at 3:35 AM
when i die please avenge my death regardless of the circumstances
I decided to put my fingers in alphabetical order. My hands look a bit funny now, but it's made spelling a lot easier
December 8, 2024 at 7:29 PM
I decided to put my fingers in alphabetical order. My hands look a bit funny now, but it's made spelling a lot easier
This is not my first rodeo.
However, you should know it is only my second rodeo.
Also, full disclosure: during my first rodeo, I crashed a horse into a hotdog stand.
However, you should know it is only my second rodeo.
Also, full disclosure: during my first rodeo, I crashed a horse into a hotdog stand.
December 3, 2024 at 5:15 PM
This is not my first rodeo.
However, you should know it is only my second rodeo.
Also, full disclosure: during my first rodeo, I crashed a horse into a hotdog stand.
However, you should know it is only my second rodeo.
Also, full disclosure: during my first rodeo, I crashed a horse into a hotdog stand.
The most tedious part of my daily routine: every morning having to screw the lightbulbs back in
I hope you’re happy, Greta!
I hope you’re happy, Greta!
November 22, 2024 at 8:57 AM
The most tedious part of my daily routine: every morning having to screw the lightbulbs back in
I hope you’re happy, Greta!
I hope you’re happy, Greta!
Call me crazy, but the screaming voice in my head is starting to make a lot of sense
November 20, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Call me crazy, but the screaming voice in my head is starting to make a lot of sense
I'm not usually one to toot my own horn... however, I just set a personal best for a 5k run:
2k
2k
November 19, 2024 at 4:58 PM
I'm not usually one to toot my own horn... however, I just set a personal best for a 5k run:
2k
2k
"You will choke on a small piece of paper" - what the message on my fortune cookie should have said
November 18, 2024 at 9:39 AM
"You will choke on a small piece of paper" - what the message on my fortune cookie should have said
I'm proud to say I haven't lost my temper in years–not since I attached one of those gadgets to it that beeps when I whistle
November 17, 2024 at 11:59 AM
I'm proud to say I haven't lost my temper in years–not since I attached one of those gadgets to it that beeps when I whistle
"Dan, for the last time, would you please stop calling me Mike–you know I only go by Michael" - my tetchy colleague Michael Hunt
November 16, 2024 at 6:46 PM
"Dan, for the last time, would you please stop calling me Mike–you know I only go by Michael" - my tetchy colleague Michael Hunt
The fuse in my microwave just blew out. To be honest, it’s good timing, considering all I have in my fridge is tupperware full of revenge
November 15, 2024 at 7:37 AM
The fuse in my microwave just blew out. To be honest, it’s good timing, considering all I have in my fridge is tupperware full of revenge
I just donated £20 to a children's charity on my friend’s JustGiving page, but I accidentally clicked the "donate anonymously" checkbox. What a complete waste of money
November 14, 2024 at 7:36 AM
I just donated £20 to a children's charity on my friend’s JustGiving page, but I accidentally clicked the "donate anonymously" checkbox. What a complete waste of money
A stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet. Or a mugger—it could also be a mugger
November 13, 2024 at 4:30 PM
A stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet. Or a mugger—it could also be a mugger