kate
@wildflowerhoney.bsky.social
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kate
@wildflowerhoney.bsky.social
· Dec 20
me (narcoleptic) every five seconds: why am i so exhausted
if i were an animal they would’ve humanely euthanized me like a decade ago
December 27, 2025 at 5:08 AM
if i were an animal they would’ve humanely euthanized me like a decade ago
having (what feels like) the flu on christmas is a fitting end to 2025
December 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
having (what feels like) the flu on christmas is a fitting end to 2025
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THANK YOU. Some of us had BEEN using em-dashes for YEARS before this shit and are now being accused of using AI to write.
Get fucked. I love them.
Get fucked. I love them.
December 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
THANK YOU. Some of us had BEEN using em-dashes for YEARS before this shit and are now being accused of using AI to write.
Get fucked. I love them.
Get fucked. I love them.
meijers playing matilda by harry styles over the loudspeakers… do you want me dead?
December 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
meijers playing matilda by harry styles over the loudspeakers… do you want me dead?
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love the unexplained duck
December 20, 2025 at 3:15 AM
love the unexplained duck
presidential address: transgender for everyone
December 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
presidential address: transgender for everyone
expat: just move out of america duh
everyone: yeah most of us can’t afford that
expat: i’d love for you to spell out the costs for me?
everyone: yeah most of us can’t afford that
expat: i’d love for you to spell out the costs for me?
December 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
expat: just move out of america duh
everyone: yeah most of us can’t afford that
expat: i’d love for you to spell out the costs for me?
everyone: yeah most of us can’t afford that
expat: i’d love for you to spell out the costs for me?
girlhood is your long distance best friend shipping you a hoodie to try on and shipping it back to her if it doesn’t fit
December 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
girlhood is your long distance best friend shipping you a hoodie to try on and shipping it back to her if it doesn’t fit
my toxic trait is that i think i could swim in aerated water
December 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
my toxic trait is that i think i could swim in aerated water
sorry but no matter how many times you tell me that everything everywhere all at once is peak cinema, i will not be watching until i have a well-established relationship with a therapist. thank you for your attention to this matter
December 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
sorry but no matter how many times you tell me that everything everywhere all at once is peak cinema, i will not be watching until i have a well-established relationship with a therapist. thank you for your attention to this matter
did all my christmas cards today who cheered
December 11, 2025 at 3:27 AM
did all my christmas cards today who cheered
brain fog is mostly frustrating but sometimes funny. couldn’t remember the word for “lined” so i almost had to search for “post-its the long way”
December 8, 2025 at 4:03 AM
brain fog is mostly frustrating but sometimes funny. couldn’t remember the word for “lined” so i almost had to search for “post-its the long way”
trying to get narcolepsy accommodations is like “you can’t just step away from work to nap and we don’t give a fuck if you’re too sleepy to drive, everyone is tired” ok
December 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
trying to get narcolepsy accommodations is like “you can’t just step away from work to nap and we don’t give a fuck if you’re too sleepy to drive, everyone is tired” ok
baby’s first snow emergency
November 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
baby’s first snow emergency
the beatles were so freaked out
November 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
the beatles were so freaked out
i love hot chocolate season!!
November 17, 2025 at 3:52 AM
i love hot chocolate season!!
bitches will listen to merry christmas please don’t call by bleachers on repeat at 7 am and it’s like. did you even try to be happy (i’m bitches)
November 11, 2025 at 12:55 PM
bitches will listen to merry christmas please don’t call by bleachers on repeat at 7 am and it’s like. did you even try to be happy (i’m bitches)
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I think I just really needed to see that someone like Zohran Mamdani, a strong willed and empathetic person who truly cares about his city and his neighbors wellbeing over everything else, can win an election for office in this day and age. It gives me hope.
November 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I think I just really needed to see that someone like Zohran Mamdani, a strong willed and empathetic person who truly cares about his city and his neighbors wellbeing over everything else, can win an election for office in this day and age. It gives me hope.
bernat count your days why did i find TWO factory knots in one single skein of yarn
November 5, 2025 at 2:04 PM
bernat count your days why did i find TWO factory knots in one single skein of yarn
there is very little in this life that cannot be fixed with a crisp ice cold fountain Dr Pepper and a 7-Eleven hot dog
November 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
there is very little in this life that cannot be fixed with a crisp ice cold fountain Dr Pepper and a 7-Eleven hot dog
“i know this isn’t YOUR fault, you just picked up the phone and SOMEONE needs to be yelled at for this” what if i told you that no, you actually don’t have to yell at anyone? bizarre concept, i know
October 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
“i know this isn’t YOUR fault, you just picked up the phone and SOMEONE needs to be yelled at for this” what if i told you that no, you actually don’t have to yell at anyone? bizarre concept, i know
meta putting the “care” and “haha” reactions right next to each other was certainly a choice
October 30, 2025 at 1:40 PM
meta putting the “care” and “haha” reactions right next to each other was certainly a choice
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When did making kids go hungry become a Christian value?
October 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
When did making kids go hungry become a Christian value?
crackshipping reaching tiktok has spawned so many beautiful pairings but none as beautiful and moving as Jennifer from Jennifer’s Body x Rosalie from Twilight
October 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
crackshipping reaching tiktok has spawned so many beautiful pairings but none as beautiful and moving as Jennifer from Jennifer’s Body x Rosalie from Twilight
listen i’m sure there’s a legitimate reason for these farms being circular but all i can think of is farmers hitting the aliens with an uno reverse
October 16, 2025 at 3:42 AM
listen i’m sure there’s a legitimate reason for these farms being circular but all i can think of is farmers hitting the aliens with an uno reverse