Wile E. Turkey (he/him)
wildturkey.bsky.social
Wile E. Turkey (he/him)
@wildturkey.bsky.social
Genius
Truly sorry to be that guy, but there's so much legitimate awfulness to call out about that guy, why promote the idea that shortness is something to be ashamed of?
January 22, 2026 at 8:39 PM
The sun, having no alternative, shown down on the nothing new

- Samuel Beckett
January 20, 2026 at 8:57 PM
By definition lobbying is nothing more or less than trying to convince a politician to do something. This guy was trying to use idiotic snark to lobby badly. If you've written a letter to a politician or called them then you too have lobbied.
January 19, 2026 at 9:43 PM
I see. You actually are that stupid. Muting you now
January 19, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Are you really that stupid? You think the statement was directed at you personally? He was calling for the cabinet to do it. Because, again, they're the only ones who can. You know what is in a senator's power? Using public statements to put political pressure on other government entities.
January 19, 2026 at 9:38 PM
I'm just saying effective lobbying generally involves limiting your demands to things that are actually within the politician's power. When you demand a Senator invoke the 25th amendment, you immediately out yourself as an unserious child. I'm a little embarrassed I was following you.
January 19, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Senators can't invoke the 25th amendment. Only the cabinet. Similarly, the House of Representatives is the only body that can impeach the president.
January 19, 2026 at 9:22 PM
THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES. Thank you for your attention to this matter
January 17, 2026 at 6:57 PM
I'm admittedly just a mathematician, but I don't understand what's wrong with that question. Are you trying to say philosophy is not one of the core fields of the humanities? Isn't the dean's question more analogous to asking a physicist about their approach to science?
January 16, 2026 at 7:41 PM
January 15, 2026 at 11:51 AM
This was such a central focus of my childhood media consumption that I can't believe it was cancelled the year before I was born.
January 12, 2026 at 10:32 PM
This woman's courage and poise in the face of deadly danger leaves me in awe.
January 12, 2026 at 10:15 PM
It's what makes this country great.
January 12, 2026 at 1:34 AM