Will N. Testament
@will-o-the-whips.bsky.social
35 | 🔞MDNI | Pan | Nerd | So Spice | Quirky and Kinky
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Status: Watching a rabbit and a hobo make a hobbit
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Status: Watching a rabbit and a hobo make a hobbit
Pinned
Lore Check:
-Level 35 Swearwolf
-Left Twitter when Herr Plugs took over
-Not a fan of Threads with Zuck OD’ing on Axe Body Spray
-Rolls at a disadvantage for avoiding intensely weird life choices
-Pro-flirt, anti-gross
-Chaotic Good but will have a beer with Cosmic Horrors
-Level 35 Swearwolf
-Left Twitter when Herr Plugs took over
-Not a fan of Threads with Zuck OD’ing on Axe Body Spray
-Rolls at a disadvantage for avoiding intensely weird life choices
-Pro-flirt, anti-gross
-Chaotic Good but will have a beer with Cosmic Horrors
My ohrwurms are random as fuck and will keep me up for hours.
Why is this stuck in my head??????
youtu.be/cGmWcV02Y_g?...
Why is this stuck in my head??????
youtu.be/cGmWcV02Y_g?...
He Lays In The Reins
YouTube video by Calexico - Topic
youtu.be
January 2, 2026 at 10:42 AM
My ohrwurms are random as fuck and will keep me up for hours.
Why is this stuck in my head??????
youtu.be/cGmWcV02Y_g?...
Why is this stuck in my head??????
youtu.be/cGmWcV02Y_g?...
I would have run home so fast that I’d have time-travel and got back before I had left.
Now that I think of it, the paradox *would* mean there’d be two of me @polypolyoxenfree.me !
Now that I think of it, the paradox *would* mean there’d be two of me @polypolyoxenfree.me !
This one is for one of my new friends that ABSOLUTELY has the banter. He'd been cracking me up for days and then surprised me with a tip too??? 🫶❤️
Here is the picture of his darling Clementine, waiting at home as @will-o-the-whips.bsky.social is off on the battlefield. Cum home soon, dear William!
Here is the picture of his darling Clementine, waiting at home as @will-o-the-whips.bsky.social is off on the battlefield. Cum home soon, dear William!
January 2, 2026 at 3:46 AM
I would have run home so fast that I’d have time-travel and got back before I had left.
Now that I think of it, the paradox *would* mean there’d be two of me @polypolyoxenfree.me !
Now that I think of it, the paradox *would* mean there’d be two of me @polypolyoxenfree.me !
She makes the holidays last 24/7/365.25
In all the hubbub, I missed #TittyTuesday, which also happens to be #TipTuesday and the reset of my tip goal. Whiffed it hard last week. But it was the holidays. Have already had some lovelies step up. (Thank you! Spoiling incoming!) Join them? 😘💋
🇺🇸: cash.app/$polypolyof
🌍: throne.com/polysquared
🇺🇸: cash.app/$polypolyof
🌍: throne.com/polysquared
January 1, 2026 at 8:13 PM
She makes the holidays last 24/7/365.25
Coming to grips with the fact that I can no longer rock a house party at the drop of a hat
January 1, 2026 at 9:26 AM
Coming to grips with the fact that I can no longer rock a house party at the drop of a hat
Fireworks aren’t the only things popping this NYE 😳
January 1, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Fireworks aren’t the only things popping this NYE 😳
In 2026 I will gleam the cube
January 1, 2026 at 2:25 AM
In 2026 I will gleam the cube
I should: solder
I’ll probably: rot with pasta
I’ll probably: rot with pasta
December 31, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I should: solder
I’ll probably: rot with pasta
I’ll probably: rot with pasta
Me: “I’m getting better with boundaries”
Asterion: *literally murders me*
Me: “Okay but ask next time…”
Asterion: *literally murders me*
Me: “Okay but ask next time…”
December 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Me: “I’m getting better with boundaries”
Asterion: *literally murders me*
Me: “Okay but ask next time…”
Asterion: *literally murders me*
Me: “Okay but ask next time…”
There is some kind of meta message here on @lildevi1.bsky.social ‘s feed…
December 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM
There is some kind of meta message here on @lildevi1.bsky.social ‘s feed…
The epic fuckyouitude (totally a word) of “#girldick” needs to be measured on the same scale as Zeus’ thunderbolts
December 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The epic fuckyouitude (totally a word) of “#girldick” needs to be measured on the same scale as Zeus’ thunderbolts
I gave away all my spoons yesterday.
I am spoonless.
Bereft of spoons.
Of spoons, I have none.
I am spoon-poor.
Behold the paucity of my spoons.
I am spoonless.
Bereft of spoons.
Of spoons, I have none.
I am spoon-poor.
Behold the paucity of my spoons.
December 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I gave away all my spoons yesterday.
I am spoonless.
Bereft of spoons.
Of spoons, I have none.
I am spoon-poor.
Behold the paucity of my spoons.
I am spoonless.
Bereft of spoons.
Of spoons, I have none.
I am spoon-poor.
Behold the paucity of my spoons.
Remember - it’s actually slutty little treasure trails that guide Santa’s sleigh on Christmas Eve.
December 25, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Remember - it’s actually slutty little treasure trails that guide Santa’s sleigh on Christmas Eve.
I don’t have it all figured out.
I just make due with a thermos of Negroni Sbagliato, BG3, and this glowing box of dirt gather’d from beneath a thrice-hanged murderer.
I just make due with a thermos of Negroni Sbagliato, BG3, and this glowing box of dirt gather’d from beneath a thrice-hanged murderer.
December 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I don’t have it all figured out.
I just make due with a thermos of Negroni Sbagliato, BG3, and this glowing box of dirt gather’d from beneath a thrice-hanged murderer.
I just make due with a thermos of Negroni Sbagliato, BG3, and this glowing box of dirt gather’d from beneath a thrice-hanged murderer.
I’m still a fan of when they call a haircut “severe”
December 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I’m still a fan of when they call a haircut “severe”
I am still remarkably susceptible to the clussy
December 24, 2025 at 8:29 AM
I am still remarkably susceptible to the clussy
One #TiddieTuesday here and I can’t stop calling it Bloobsky
December 24, 2025 at 4:58 AM
One #TiddieTuesday here and I can’t stop calling it Bloobsky
Sushi would fix me
December 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Sushi would fix me
Lore Check:
-Level 35 Swearwolf
-Left Twitter when Herr Plugs took over
-Not a fan of Threads with Zuck OD’ing on Axe Body Spray
-Rolls at a disadvantage for avoiding intensely weird life choices
-Pro-flirt, anti-gross
-Chaotic Good but will have a beer with Cosmic Horrors
-Level 35 Swearwolf
-Left Twitter when Herr Plugs took over
-Not a fan of Threads with Zuck OD’ing on Axe Body Spray
-Rolls at a disadvantage for avoiding intensely weird life choices
-Pro-flirt, anti-gross
-Chaotic Good but will have a beer with Cosmic Horrors
December 23, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Lore Check:
-Level 35 Swearwolf
-Left Twitter when Herr Plugs took over
-Not a fan of Threads with Zuck OD’ing on Axe Body Spray
-Rolls at a disadvantage for avoiding intensely weird life choices
-Pro-flirt, anti-gross
-Chaotic Good but will have a beer with Cosmic Horrors
-Level 35 Swearwolf
-Left Twitter when Herr Plugs took over
-Not a fan of Threads with Zuck OD’ing on Axe Body Spray
-Rolls at a disadvantage for avoiding intensely weird life choices
-Pro-flirt, anti-gross
-Chaotic Good but will have a beer with Cosmic Horrors