Will Soans
@will-soans.bsky.social
DJ/stand-up from NW London
aka
MUDDY
Possessed of some radical notions
aka
MUDDY
Possessed of some radical notions
Victoria @vcorenmitchell.bsky.social, expletive expletive, why's our squad so depleted???!? Come on @angepostecoglou.bsky.social!!! Come on you Spurs!!!
Might try Dorrington against Newcastle, switch Archie Gray to full-back?
Thinking out loud. Can recommend Chlorella & 5HTP for fatigue. WS, W11
Might try Dorrington against Newcastle, switch Archie Gray to full-back?
Thinking out loud. Can recommend Chlorella & 5HTP for fatigue. WS, W11
December 30, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Victoria @vcorenmitchell.bsky.social, expletive expletive, why's our squad so depleted???!? Come on @angepostecoglou.bsky.social!!! Come on you Spurs!!!
Might try Dorrington against Newcastle, switch Archie Gray to full-back?
Thinking out loud. Can recommend Chlorella & 5HTP for fatigue. WS, W11
Might try Dorrington against Newcastle, switch Archie Gray to full-back?
Thinking out loud. Can recommend Chlorella & 5HTP for fatigue. WS, W11
Jack @jackthorne.bsky.social I'll write a stanza, no extravaganza! Hands up for garbanzo beans? Like Alexander McQueen, let me feel the fibre of your fabric.
Trade name: Depixol. Street name: Pixar - like the movies.
4 years on Pixar I've turned into a digital cartoon!
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Trade name: Depixol. Street name: Pixar - like the movies.
4 years on Pixar I've turned into a digital cartoon!
soundcloud.com/user-2374003...
So Blue ft. MUDDY 125 F
For Amanda Starlily, my star-crossed love xo MUDD
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December 30, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Jack @jackthorne.bsky.social I'll write a stanza, no extravaganza! Hands up for garbanzo beans? Like Alexander McQueen, let me feel the fibre of your fabric.
Trade name: Depixol. Street name: Pixar - like the movies.
4 years on Pixar I've turned into a digital cartoon!
soundcloud.com/user-2374003...
Trade name: Depixol. Street name: Pixar - like the movies.
4 years on Pixar I've turned into a digital cartoon!
soundcloud.com/user-2374003...
soundcloud.com/user-2374003...
Merry Crimbo Limbo, Citizens! Scintillating news: 15 years hard work saving kids' lives has paid off, my little brother Ed has been made a paediatric consultant.
To celebrate he took me to the football today: we saw Spurs draw 2 - 2 with Wolves.
Happy New Year!
MUD
Merry Crimbo Limbo, Citizens! Scintillating news: 15 years hard work saving kids' lives has paid off, my little brother Ed has been made a paediatric consultant.
To celebrate he took me to the football today: we saw Spurs draw 2 - 2 with Wolves.
Happy New Year!
MUD
For Jess 113 Cm
Up the Spurs!!!
soundcloud.com
December 30, 2024 at 12:12 AM
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Merry Crimbo Limbo, Citizens! Scintillating news: 15 years hard work saving kids' lives has paid off, my little brother Ed has been made a paediatric consultant.
To celebrate he took me to the football today: we saw Spurs draw 2 - 2 with Wolves.
Happy New Year!
MUD
Merry Crimbo Limbo, Citizens! Scintillating news: 15 years hard work saving kids' lives has paid off, my little brother Ed has been made a paediatric consultant.
To celebrate he took me to the football today: we saw Spurs draw 2 - 2 with Wolves.
Happy New Year!
MUD
Merry Christmas, Rabbit @aesychlus.bsky.social
This one's had a sterling reception; general: liked star burst! this is really you? kinda vibes...-
Space Dust 112 Amj [4:45]
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MUDDY on SoundCloud, getting great notes from Dad: write in Cm it's sad. Keep it spacy!
WSo
This one's had a sterling reception; general: liked star burst! this is really you? kinda vibes...-
Space Dust 112 Amj [4:45]
soundcloud.com/user-2374003...
MUDDY on SoundCloud, getting great notes from Dad: write in Cm it's sad. Keep it spacy!
WSo
Space Dust 112 Amj
MUDDY, W11 DJ/Stand-Up from Northwest London
Appeared at The Comedy Store in April & headlined 2 shows at Tartu 2024 in October. Signed to Mad Dog 2020 casting. Credits include Smith & Jones, The Sno
soundcloud.com
December 19, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Merry Christmas, Rabbit @aesychlus.bsky.social
This one's had a sterling reception; general: liked star burst! this is really you? kinda vibes...-
Space Dust 112 Amj [4:45]
soundcloud.com/user-2374003...
MUDDY on SoundCloud, getting great notes from Dad: write in Cm it's sad. Keep it spacy!
WSo
This one's had a sterling reception; general: liked star burst! this is really you? kinda vibes...-
Space Dust 112 Amj [4:45]
soundcloud.com/user-2374003...
MUDDY on SoundCloud, getting great notes from Dad: write in Cm it's sad. Keep it spacy!
WSo
Jack @jackthorne.bsky.social just had a chicken sandwich.
Mike Drop & Marshall Law are here to talk about the music, Mr. Thorne.
Hey, nice tomb eat you!!!
Radical!!!
Will, W11 §
Mike Drop & Marshall Law are here to talk about the music, Mr. Thorne.
Hey, nice tomb eat you!!!
Radical!!!
Will, W11 §
December 18, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Jack @jackthorne.bsky.social just had a chicken sandwich.
Mike Drop & Marshall Law are here to talk about the music, Mr. Thorne.
Hey, nice tomb eat you!!!
Radical!!!
Will, W11 §
Mike Drop & Marshall Law are here to talk about the music, Mr. Thorne.
Hey, nice tomb eat you!!!
Radical!!!
Will, W11 §
Rick @rickedwards1.bsky.social, hey Success Story,
What's wet & slippery?
A chewed slipper.
Joke for all the dog-lovers in the audience!
🤣😜🤩
What's wet & leggy?
A giraffe going for a swim.
& if you don't find that funny: Your Mum & you can shove it up your Chaises Longue!
🤣🤣😂
oWill, W11 #COYS
What's wet & slippery?
A chewed slipper.
Joke for all the dog-lovers in the audience!
🤣😜🤩
What's wet & leggy?
A giraffe going for a swim.
& if you don't find that funny: Your Mum & you can shove it up your Chaises Longue!
🤣🤣😂
oWill, W11 #COYS
December 17, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Rick @rickedwards1.bsky.social, hey Success Story,
What's wet & slippery?
A chewed slipper.
Joke for all the dog-lovers in the audience!
🤣😜🤩
What's wet & leggy?
A giraffe going for a swim.
& if you don't find that funny: Your Mum & you can shove it up your Chaises Longue!
🤣🤣😂
oWill, W11 #COYS
What's wet & slippery?
A chewed slipper.
Joke for all the dog-lovers in the audience!
🤣😜🤩
What's wet & leggy?
A giraffe going for a swim.
& if you don't find that funny: Your Mum & you can shove it up your Chaises Longue!
🤣🤣😂
oWill, W11 #COYS
Dear Jack & Rick @jackthorne.bsky.social & @rickedwards1.bsky.social, I made 3 tracks today. This is the 3rd: Robbie Burns' Grace 114 Fj [2:23]
No Iffy Shizzle 108 Fm [4:18] & Wired Wild 126 Fj [4:12] didn't make it. 😕
soundcloud.com/user-2374003...
Football's quality!!! Except Timo Werner. 😢
WX
No Iffy Shizzle 108 Fm [4:18] & Wired Wild 126 Fj [4:12] didn't make it. 😕
soundcloud.com/user-2374003...
Football's quality!!! Except Timo Werner. 😢
WX
Robbie Burns' Grace 114 Fj
MUDDY, W11 DJ/Stand-Up from Northwest London
Appeared at The Comedy Store in April & headlined 2 shows at Tartu 2024 in October. Signed to Mad Dog 2020 casting. Credits include Smith & Jones, The Sno
soundcloud.com
December 15, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Dear Jack & Rick @jackthorne.bsky.social & @rickedwards1.bsky.social, I made 3 tracks today. This is the 3rd: Robbie Burns' Grace 114 Fj [2:23]
No Iffy Shizzle 108 Fm [4:18] & Wired Wild 126 Fj [4:12] didn't make it. 😕
soundcloud.com/user-2374003...
Football's quality!!! Except Timo Werner. 😢
WX
No Iffy Shizzle 108 Fm [4:18] & Wired Wild 126 Fj [4:12] didn't make it. 😕
soundcloud.com/user-2374003...
Football's quality!!! Except Timo Werner. 😢
WX
Dear Geoff @aesychlus.bsky.social,
Producing in Reason & Logic, without any plug-ins.
MUDDY, W11 #SoundCloud
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Had my Christmas song stuck in my head this morning.
"Break it down, like 1, 2, 3
Eyes roll back in ecstasy!"
~
@ladygaganow.net
Stuck at approx. 120bpm. WS
Producing in Reason & Logic, without any plug-ins.
MUDDY, W11 #SoundCloud
soundcloud.com/user-2374003...
Had my Christmas song stuck in my head this morning.
"Break it down, like 1, 2, 3
Eyes roll back in ecstasy!"
~
@ladygaganow.net
Stuck at approx. 120bpm. WS
MUDDY
MUDDY, W11 DJ/Stand-Up from Northwest London
Appeared at The Comedy Store in April & headlined 2 shows at Tartu 2024 in October. Signed to Mad Dog 2020 casting. Credits include Smith & Jones, The Sno
soundcloud.com
December 15, 2024 at 10:53 AM
Dear Geoff @aesychlus.bsky.social,
Producing in Reason & Logic, without any plug-ins.
MUDDY, W11 #SoundCloud
soundcloud.com/user-2374003...
Had my Christmas song stuck in my head this morning.
"Break it down, like 1, 2, 3
Eyes roll back in ecstasy!"
~
@ladygaganow.net
Stuck at approx. 120bpm. WS
Producing in Reason & Logic, without any plug-ins.
MUDDY, W11 #SoundCloud
soundcloud.com/user-2374003...
Had my Christmas song stuck in my head this morning.
"Break it down, like 1, 2, 3
Eyes roll back in ecstasy!"
~
@ladygaganow.net
Stuck at approx. 120bpm. WS
Jack @jackthorne.bsky.social what's so bad about being blind?! Chris McCausland's certainly still very charming. Anything is possible, he's a great dancer. Read this account, see if I'm mad still!?
Lemon Zest 120 Dm [3:20] by MUDDY
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Eating lots of chicken sandwiches. WX
Lemon Zest 120 Dm [3:20] by MUDDY
soundcloud.com/user-2374003...
Eating lots of chicken sandwiches. WX
Lemon Zest 120 Dm
MUDDY, W11 DJ/Stand-Up from Northwest London
Recently featured on BBC Morning Live. Appeared at The Comedy Store in April & headlined 2 shows at Tartu 2024 in October. Signed to Mad Dog 2020 casting.
soundcloud.com
December 14, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Jack @jackthorne.bsky.social what's so bad about being blind?! Chris McCausland's certainly still very charming. Anything is possible, he's a great dancer. Read this account, see if I'm mad still!?
Lemon Zest 120 Dm [3:20] by MUDDY
soundcloud.com/user-2374003...
Eating lots of chicken sandwiches. WX
Lemon Zest 120 Dm [3:20] by MUDDY
soundcloud.com/user-2374003...
Eating lots of chicken sandwiches. WX
Geoff @aesychlus.bsky.social Orlando sent me a link to his Spotify. It's really good & I told him so: Leo Napier. There, you heard of him!!!
Went back in & made something amazing: soundcloud.com/user-2374003...
À Déià 117 Gm [3:55]
See if you can stand it!?!? I'll play it to mum & dad later. #Love
Went back in & made something amazing: soundcloud.com/user-2374003...
À Déià 117 Gm [3:55]
See if you can stand it!?!? I'll play it to mum & dad later. #Love
À Déià 117 Gm
MUDDY, W11 DJ/Stand-Up from Northwest London
Recently featured on BBC Morning Live. Appeared at The Comedy Store in April & headlined 2 shows at Tartu 2024 in October. Signed to Mad Dog 2020 casting.
soundcloud.com
December 13, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Geoff @aesychlus.bsky.social Orlando sent me a link to his Spotify. It's really good & I told him so: Leo Napier. There, you heard of him!!!
Went back in & made something amazing: soundcloud.com/user-2374003...
À Déià 117 Gm [3:55]
See if you can stand it!?!? I'll play it to mum & dad later. #Love
Went back in & made something amazing: soundcloud.com/user-2374003...
À Déià 117 Gm [3:55]
See if you can stand it!?!? I'll play it to mum & dad later. #Love
Fweinds, W-
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Crock-o-the-Nile, just banged it on everything, Jack @jackthorne.bsky.social it's a setting on the alligator filter.
Changes the rhythm of the sounds. Creates a mood for the piece.
À Déià 117 Gm [3:55]
Wicked.
Big fan of Portrait Artist of the Year, now.
soundcloud.com/user-2374003...
Crock-o-the-Nile, just banged it on everything, Jack @jackthorne.bsky.social it's a setting on the alligator filter.
Changes the rhythm of the sounds. Creates a mood for the piece.
À Déià 117 Gm [3:55]
Wicked.
Big fan of Portrait Artist of the Year, now.
À Déià 117 Gm
MUDDY, W11 DJ/Stand-Up from Northwest London
Recently featured on BBC Morning Live. Appeared at The Comedy Store in April & headlined 2 shows at Tartu 2024 in October. Signed to Mad Dog 2020 casting.
soundcloud.com
December 13, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Fweinds, W-
soundcloud.com/user-2374003...
Crock-o-the-Nile, just banged it on everything, Jack @jackthorne.bsky.social it's a setting on the alligator filter.
Changes the rhythm of the sounds. Creates a mood for the piece.
À Déià 117 Gm [3:55]
Wicked.
Big fan of Portrait Artist of the Year, now.
soundcloud.com/user-2374003...
Crock-o-the-Nile, just banged it on everything, Jack @jackthorne.bsky.social it's a setting on the alligator filter.
Changes the rhythm of the sounds. Creates a mood for the piece.
À Déià 117 Gm [3:55]
Wicked.
Big fan of Portrait Artist of the Year, now.
open.spotify.com/artist/4XjMv...
I said:
Eminem's irrelevant
I knocked him off
& locked him in the basement
with Dre's skeleton
Excuse me
Can I have the attention of the class
For one second
Hi kids
Do you like violins
Don't pay attention to what Shady said
he's just strange & violent
MUDDY, W11
I said:
Eminem's irrelevant
I knocked him off
& locked him in the basement
with Dre's skeleton
Excuse me
Can I have the attention of the class
For one second
Hi kids
Do you like violins
Don't pay attention to what Shady said
he's just strange & violent
MUDDY, W11
Muddy
Artist · 0 monthly listeners.
open.spotify.com
December 13, 2024 at 12:07 PM
open.spotify.com/artist/4XjMv...
I said:
Eminem's irrelevant
I knocked him off
& locked him in the basement
with Dre's skeleton
Excuse me
Can I have the attention of the class
For one second
Hi kids
Do you like violins
Don't pay attention to what Shady said
he's just strange & violent
MUDDY, W11
I said:
Eminem's irrelevant
I knocked him off
& locked him in the basement
with Dre's skeleton
Excuse me
Can I have the attention of the class
For one second
Hi kids
Do you like violins
Don't pay attention to what Shady said
he's just strange & violent
MUDDY, W11
We see blue signals 30-40ms slower than red signals, cos the neurones are thinner, in the brain.
Psych dept put a red & a blue light on a pendulum & dimmed the lights.
Also in the dark, move a torch through your peripheral vision. You see the shadows of the capillaries on the front of your retina!!
Psych dept put a red & a blue light on a pendulum & dimmed the lights.
Also in the dark, move a torch through your peripheral vision. You see the shadows of the capillaries on the front of your retina!!
December 13, 2024 at 11:19 AM
We see blue signals 30-40ms slower than red signals, cos the neurones are thinner, in the brain.
Psych dept put a red & a blue light on a pendulum & dimmed the lights.
Also in the dark, move a torch through your peripheral vision. You see the shadows of the capillaries on the front of your retina!!
Psych dept put a red & a blue light on a pendulum & dimmed the lights.
Also in the dark, move a torch through your peripheral vision. You see the shadows of the capillaries on the front of your retina!!
The moon's gravity's gradually slowing The Earth's rotation. Geologists found fossilised corals showing over 400 days/year!!
You see, as well as creating tides in the oceans, the moon creates tides in the fluid rock of the upper asthenosphere & this dissipates The Earth's rotational kinetic energy.
You see, as well as creating tides in the oceans, the moon creates tides in the fluid rock of the upper asthenosphere & this dissipates The Earth's rotational kinetic energy.
December 13, 2024 at 11:11 AM
The moon's gravity's gradually slowing The Earth's rotation. Geologists found fossilised corals showing over 400 days/year!!
You see, as well as creating tides in the oceans, the moon creates tides in the fluid rock of the upper asthenosphere & this dissipates The Earth's rotational kinetic energy.
You see, as well as creating tides in the oceans, the moon creates tides in the fluid rock of the upper asthenosphere & this dissipates The Earth's rotational kinetic energy.
Jack @jackthorne.bsky.social, hey,
Rub your eyes in the morning! Seeing stars 🤩???! One time in twenty???
I think it's cosmic. Mum was sceptical, reckons it's biological. Ended the call.
She really is a horrible person. In January 2006 she vetoed my job & driving license, then kicked me out.
WJS
Rub your eyes in the morning! Seeing stars 🤩???! One time in twenty???
I think it's cosmic. Mum was sceptical, reckons it's biological. Ended the call.
She really is a horrible person. In January 2006 she vetoed my job & driving license, then kicked me out.
WJS
December 12, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Jack @jackthorne.bsky.social, hey,
Rub your eyes in the morning! Seeing stars 🤩???! One time in twenty???
I think it's cosmic. Mum was sceptical, reckons it's biological. Ended the call.
She really is a horrible person. In January 2006 she vetoed my job & driving license, then kicked me out.
WJS
Rub your eyes in the morning! Seeing stars 🤩???! One time in twenty???
I think it's cosmic. Mum was sceptical, reckons it's biological. Ended the call.
She really is a horrible person. In January 2006 she vetoed my job & driving license, then kicked me out.
WJS
Dear Professors @nobelprize.bsky.social I ran with the idea that a time-traveller created the 40% oxygen Jurassic atmosphere by collecting all the mushrooms!!!
Life came to Earth on comets:
A) Mitochondria 3bya
B) Fungus 40kya
Fungus catalyses fire, which shaped quaternary evolution!!! #2nd_coming
Life came to Earth on comets:
A) Mitochondria 3bya
B) Fungus 40kya
Fungus catalyses fire, which shaped quaternary evolution!!! #2nd_coming
December 12, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Dear Professors @nobelprize.bsky.social I ran with the idea that a time-traveller created the 40% oxygen Jurassic atmosphere by collecting all the mushrooms!!!
Life came to Earth on comets:
A) Mitochondria 3bya
B) Fungus 40kya
Fungus catalyses fire, which shaped quaternary evolution!!! #2nd_coming
Life came to Earth on comets:
A) Mitochondria 3bya
B) Fungus 40kya
Fungus catalyses fire, which shaped quaternary evolution!!! #2nd_coming
George Smoot's COBE Space Radio Telescope observed space looks honeycomb on the largest scale & our galaxy is moving at 1000000mph relative to CMBR.
Theory: A) There's one galaxy in an inwardly reflective grail. Then 4 dark galaxies, inverted [see pic!]
B) This is a topological map of the atom
QED
Theory: A) There's one galaxy in an inwardly reflective grail. Then 4 dark galaxies, inverted [see pic!]
B) This is a topological map of the atom
QED
December 12, 2024 at 4:02 PM
George Smoot's COBE Space Radio Telescope observed space looks honeycomb on the largest scale & our galaxy is moving at 1000000mph relative to CMBR.
Theory: A) There's one galaxy in an inwardly reflective grail. Then 4 dark galaxies, inverted [see pic!]
B) This is a topological map of the atom
QED
Theory: A) There's one galaxy in an inwardly reflective grail. Then 4 dark galaxies, inverted [see pic!]
B) This is a topological map of the atom
QED
I sometimes see stars 🤩, when I rub my eyes. Is it real?
I wondered if they were neutrinos? Was it CMBR? Are they one & the same thing? Could be neither, but that's how I made the connection.
Wave particle duality: CMBR shows up as a neutrino & triggers beta decay:
Neutrino + unstable N => P+ + e-
I wondered if they were neutrinos? Was it CMBR? Are they one & the same thing? Could be neither, but that's how I made the connection.
Wave particle duality: CMBR shows up as a neutrino & triggers beta decay:
Neutrino + unstable N => P+ + e-
December 12, 2024 at 3:36 PM
I sometimes see stars 🤩, when I rub my eyes. Is it real?
I wondered if they were neutrinos? Was it CMBR? Are they one & the same thing? Could be neither, but that's how I made the connection.
Wave particle duality: CMBR shows up as a neutrino & triggers beta decay:
Neutrino + unstable N => P+ + e-
I wondered if they were neutrinos? Was it CMBR? Are they one & the same thing? Could be neither, but that's how I made the connection.
Wave particle duality: CMBR shows up as a neutrino & triggers beta decay:
Neutrino + unstable N => P+ + e-
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Not a bad night…
December 11, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Not a bad night…
Music Buffs,
soundcloud.com/user-2374003...
@florencepughnews.bsky.social The sort of chilled out electro I'm producing mostly. MUD
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@florencepughnews.bsky.social The sort of chilled out electro I'm producing mostly. MUD
Florence 124 Cm
MUDDY, W11 DJ/Stand-Up from Northwest London
Recently featured on BBC Morning Live. Appeared at The Comedy Store in April & headlined 2 shows at Tartu 2024 in October. Signed to Mad Dog 2020 casting.
soundcloud.com
December 12, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Music Buffs,
soundcloud.com/user-2374003...
@florencepughnews.bsky.social The sort of chilled out electro I'm producing mostly. MUD
soundcloud.com/user-2374003...
@florencepughnews.bsky.social The sort of chilled out electro I'm producing mostly. MUD
Life was massive in The Jurassic era because of a 40% oxygen atmosphere.
If you put something in 40% oxygen today it will spontaneously combust!
So what's changed?
Theory: life came to Earth on comets.
A) 3bya Mitochondria
B) (i) 40 000bc Fungus to end the ice age
(ii) Fungus required for fire
QED
If you put something in 40% oxygen today it will spontaneously combust!
So what's changed?
Theory: life came to Earth on comets.
A) 3bya Mitochondria
B) (i) 40 000bc Fungus to end the ice age
(ii) Fungus required for fire
QED
December 12, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Life was massive in The Jurassic era because of a 40% oxygen atmosphere.
If you put something in 40% oxygen today it will spontaneously combust!
So what's changed?
Theory: life came to Earth on comets.
A) 3bya Mitochondria
B) (i) 40 000bc Fungus to end the ice age
(ii) Fungus required for fire
QED
If you put something in 40% oxygen today it will spontaneously combust!
So what's changed?
Theory: life came to Earth on comets.
A) 3bya Mitochondria
B) (i) 40 000bc Fungus to end the ice age
(ii) Fungus required for fire
QED