Will Clayton
@willclayton.bsky.social
I used to root for bad sports teams. I still do too. Probably talking about DC sports. || Still trying to get the nerve up to record an album.
The way LeBron pronounces “twelve” in this clip is stuck in my brain.
July 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The way LeBron pronounces “twelve” in this clip is stuck in my brain.
As long as DC isn’t giving up any of their future 1sts, I’m totally fine with the FO doing whatever they need to get their guy. We basically got the MEM 1st for free anyway
Bagley, Johnny Davis, ‘25 2nd
🔄
Smart, Colby Jones, 18th overall
If we can use that ammo to trade up for a top 5 pick, do it
Bagley, Johnny Davis, ‘25 2nd
🔄
Smart, Colby Jones, 18th overall
If we can use that ammo to trade up for a top 5 pick, do it
June 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
As long as DC isn’t giving up any of their future 1sts, I’m totally fine with the FO doing whatever they need to get their guy. We basically got the MEM 1st for free anyway
Bagley, Johnny Davis, ‘25 2nd
🔄
Smart, Colby Jones, 18th overall
If we can use that ammo to trade up for a top 5 pick, do it
Bagley, Johnny Davis, ‘25 2nd
🔄
Smart, Colby Jones, 18th overall
If we can use that ammo to trade up for a top 5 pick, do it
Oh my god the Salehe Bembury Hali 1’s look so damn good
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June 6, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Oh my god the Salehe Bembury Hali 1’s look so damn good
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Are you fucking kidding me
June 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Are you fucking kidding me
At the office on a 3-day weekend.
May 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
At the office on a 3-day weekend.
Rooftop beach was pretty sick
May 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Rooftop beach was pretty sick
Winger&Dawkins | The Rebuild (2025)
1. Gandalf of Gallery Place
2. We’ll Deal Beal
3. Ouizards (feat. GIMS)
4. FRPs
5. Cherry Blossom SZN
6. Early Returns
7. The Kuzma Trade (skit)
8. Deni’s Sacrifice (feat. Kendrick Lamar)
9. BUB
10. You Just Got WUJ’d
11. Capture The Flagg
1. Gandalf of Gallery Place
2. We’ll Deal Beal
3. Ouizards (feat. GIMS)
4. FRPs
5. Cherry Blossom SZN
6. Early Returns
7. The Kuzma Trade (skit)
8. Deni’s Sacrifice (feat. Kendrick Lamar)
9. BUB
10. You Just Got WUJ’d
11. Capture The Flagg
April 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Winger&Dawkins | The Rebuild (2025)
1. Gandalf of Gallery Place
2. We’ll Deal Beal
3. Ouizards (feat. GIMS)
4. FRPs
5. Cherry Blossom SZN
6. Early Returns
7. The Kuzma Trade (skit)
8. Deni’s Sacrifice (feat. Kendrick Lamar)
9. BUB
10. You Just Got WUJ’d
11. Capture The Flagg
1. Gandalf of Gallery Place
2. We’ll Deal Beal
3. Ouizards (feat. GIMS)
4. FRPs
5. Cherry Blossom SZN
6. Early Returns
7. The Kuzma Trade (skit)
8. Deni’s Sacrifice (feat. Kendrick Lamar)
9. BUB
10. You Just Got WUJ’d
11. Capture The Flagg
Wizards will select at 18th overall in the draft.
Washington acquired that pick from Memphis at the deadline in the Marcus Smart trade — the Grizzlies would then drop from 2nd to 8th in the Western Conference standings.
Quite literally the best case scenario for Washington.
Washington acquired that pick from Memphis at the deadline in the Marcus Smart trade — the Grizzlies would then drop from 2nd to 8th in the Western Conference standings.
Quite literally the best case scenario for Washington.
April 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Wizards will select at 18th overall in the draft.
Washington acquired that pick from Memphis at the deadline in the Marcus Smart trade — the Grizzlies would then drop from 2nd to 8th in the Western Conference standings.
Quite literally the best case scenario for Washington.
Washington acquired that pick from Memphis at the deadline in the Marcus Smart trade — the Grizzlies would then drop from 2nd to 8th in the Western Conference standings.
Quite literally the best case scenario for Washington.
It is still insane to me these trades happened
Kuzma has turned into a pumpkin, Johnny Davis & Patrick Baldwin Jr. were busts, Bagley was… he was actually alright. Wiz gave up two 2nds
Meanwhile, Smart & Middleton have been great vets, AJ & Colby have promise, and DC got MEM 1st + a ‘28 FRP swap
Kuzma has turned into a pumpkin, Johnny Davis & Patrick Baldwin Jr. were busts, Bagley was… he was actually alright. Wiz gave up two 2nds
Meanwhile, Smart & Middleton have been great vets, AJ & Colby have promise, and DC got MEM 1st + a ‘28 FRP swap
April 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
It is still insane to me these trades happened
Kuzma has turned into a pumpkin, Johnny Davis & Patrick Baldwin Jr. were busts, Bagley was… he was actually alright. Wiz gave up two 2nds
Meanwhile, Smart & Middleton have been great vets, AJ & Colby have promise, and DC got MEM 1st + a ‘28 FRP swap
Kuzma has turned into a pumpkin, Johnny Davis & Patrick Baldwin Jr. were busts, Bagley was… he was actually alright. Wiz gave up two 2nds
Meanwhile, Smart & Middleton have been great vets, AJ & Colby have promise, and DC got MEM 1st + a ‘28 FRP swap
Chi-Chi Rodriguez and his caddie Alfred “Rabbit” Dyer at the 1975 Masters.
This is the kind of vibe I’m trying to project at all times. Not just when I’m golfing. Always.
This is the kind of vibe I’m trying to project at all times. Not just when I’m golfing. Always.
April 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Chi-Chi Rodriguez and his caddie Alfred “Rabbit” Dyer at the 1975 Masters.
This is the kind of vibe I’m trying to project at all times. Not just when I’m golfing. Always.
This is the kind of vibe I’m trying to project at all times. Not just when I’m golfing. Always.
The Jazz just pulled an OT win out of their ass to lose sole possession of the worst record in the league and potentially move their floor from 5th to 6th overall.
Let me be the first to say thank you, Utah. You fools. You morons. You imbeciles.
Let me be the first to say thank you, Utah. You fools. You morons. You imbeciles.
April 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
The Jazz just pulled an OT win out of their ass to lose sole possession of the worst record in the league and potentially move their floor from 5th to 6th overall.
Let me be the first to say thank you, Utah. You fools. You morons. You imbeciles.
Let me be the first to say thank you, Utah. You fools. You morons. You imbeciles.
Kyle Kuzma managed to have a -$1.5M production value. I was gonna use the word “somehow”, but unfortunately I know exactly how.
The only thing less surprising than Kuz’s negative value is seeing Beal on the top of the worst injury contracts list.
Cant believe the Wizards traded BOTH for +++ assets
The only thing less surprising than Kuz’s negative value is seeing Beal on the top of the worst injury contracts list.
Cant believe the Wizards traded BOTH for +++ assets
April 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Kyle Kuzma managed to have a -$1.5M production value. I was gonna use the word “somehow”, but unfortunately I know exactly how.
The only thing less surprising than Kuz’s negative value is seeing Beal on the top of the worst injury contracts list.
Cant believe the Wizards traded BOTH for +++ assets
The only thing less surprising than Kuz’s negative value is seeing Beal on the top of the worst injury contracts list.
Cant believe the Wizards traded BOTH for +++ assets
I guess Houston abolished the tariffs
April 6, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I guess Houston abolished the tariffs
AJ Johnson with the alley-oop finish over Walker Kessler.
Glenn Consor is so much fun when he gets on the broadcast.
Glenn Consor is so much fun when he gets on the broadcast.
March 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
AJ Johnson with the alley-oop finish over Walker Kessler.
Glenn Consor is so much fun when he gets on the broadcast.
Glenn Consor is so much fun when he gets on the broadcast.
This might be one of the more conflicting games I’ll ever watch as a Wizards fan.
Fully expecting some form of emotional whiplash; my head and my heart are gonna be fighting a battle so my thoughts are gonna be disjointed and contradictory.
Let’s fucking do this.
Fully expecting some form of emotional whiplash; my head and my heart are gonna be fighting a battle so my thoughts are gonna be disjointed and contradictory.
Let’s fucking do this.
March 20, 2025 at 12:40 AM
This might be one of the more conflicting games I’ll ever watch as a Wizards fan.
Fully expecting some form of emotional whiplash; my head and my heart are gonna be fighting a battle so my thoughts are gonna be disjointed and contradictory.
Let’s fucking do this.
Fully expecting some form of emotional whiplash; my head and my heart are gonna be fighting a battle so my thoughts are gonna be disjointed and contradictory.
Let’s fucking do this.
Alex Sarr with 34/6/5/1/1 in the W against Denver
March 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Alex Sarr with 34/6/5/1/1 in the W against Denver
“I’m still playing in the NBA, I still have the best job in the world, and I still have my no-trade clause. So I’m smiling every day.”
— Bradley Beal
It sounds like he’s taunting Suns fans 😂
I had almost forgot about this part of the Bradley Beal experience.
— Bradley Beal
It sounds like he’s taunting Suns fans 😂
I had almost forgot about this part of the Bradley Beal experience.
March 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
“I’m still playing in the NBA, I still have the best job in the world, and I still have my no-trade clause. So I’m smiling every day.”
— Bradley Beal
It sounds like he’s taunting Suns fans 😂
I had almost forgot about this part of the Bradley Beal experience.
— Bradley Beal
It sounds like he’s taunting Suns fans 😂
I had almost forgot about this part of the Bradley Beal experience.