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Willem DaFAFO || 🇨🇦 he/him/they/them
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He/Him/They/Them. Kind of a mess. Good for a quip. Straight, but not narrow. #ADHD'n' is believin', Gomi No Sensei.
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True story.
Black text on white background: "You're so funny" Thanks, my desk used to be in the hallway.
December 2, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Y'know, I ALMOST feel sorry for these lawyers, having to write such transparent bullshit on behalf of their clients.
Almost.

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/01/n...?
“The secret recording captured portions of a discussion that occurred during surgery while plaintiff was under anesthesia in which staff members discussed plaintiff’s transgender status with every reasonable expectation that plaintiff would not hear this discussion,” lawyers for the hospital wrote in court papers.
December 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Who could have predicted so many Black Friday sales would be extended to Cyber Monday?!
December 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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??? 😶
Three copies of the OP's profile photo, labelled "graphic media" by Bluesky moderation. They're just headshots of a femme-presenting person!
November 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
A still frame from the 1973 animated feature film "Charlotte's Web" showing Charlotte the spider, resting, fore arms crossed, on a barn beam, looking down at Wilbur (out of frame)
November 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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"So, do you still dislike having your finger and toe nails removed with pliers, or have you come to enjoy the frisson of cool air on exposed nailbeds, yet?"
Bluesky post, "Is this platform still massively against Al or has it moved more towards acceptance?" Nov 24, 2025 11:46 AM
November 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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the classic "Blue Marble" photo of Earth from orbit, with the text "Nobody... nobody trusts anybody now, and we're all very tired." (a quote from 'The Thing (1982)')
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Once around the Sun, cruising, climbing.
Jupiter cyclops winks at me
yeah he knows who's driving.
Hit neutral in the tail of a comet
Let the vortex pull my weight.
Push the seat back a little lower.
Watch light bend in the blower.
Planets align.
A king is born.
Dodge Swinger.
Jesus on the dashboard.
The pope looks like he's singing into a microphone
November 23, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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🎵I want to say a little something that's long overdue
The disrespect to women has got to be through
To all the mothers and the sisters and the wives and friends
I want to offer my love and respect to the end🎶
Pope Leo appears to be singing soulfully into a microphone amidst a chaotic crowd
November 23, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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🎵Sign, sign, everywhere, a sign
Blockin' out the scenery
Breakin' my mind
"Do this," "Don't do that"
Can't you read the sign?🎶
The Pope, in front of a small crowd of clergy, looks as if he is singing into a microphone in front of him
November 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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if you think that a $ ROI is required to spark innovation, creativity, new invention, etc. You have no imagination.
November 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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But wait! It gets better!
Same plate, with 2 thick, fluffy pancakes, the topmost sporting a pat of butter
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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This is my art
A photo of a thick and fluffy buttermilk pancake on a vintage Kathy Winkle patterned plate
November 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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[Peter Mulvey, on Facebook.]
Somewhere, four feminist noise-punk artists just named their band Quiet Piggy.
November 21, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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BLUE SKY! Favourite cinema losers?
Curtis Armstrong, in character as Charles Demar, wearing a top hat, wool coat, smiling while getting snowed upon.
November 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Lt. Worf says, "You have no honour."
a photo of actor Michael Dorn in costume and makeup as Lt. Worf from Star Trek: The Next Generation
November 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Facebook memories, 2018

Maybe John McClane's daughter, replacing Bruce Willis? Otherwise, Still sounds viable to me...
Script idea for the next Die Hard movie: A terrorist targets the digital infrastructure of New York City, threatening to throw the whole city into chaos. Traffic signals, communications, Emergency Response dispatch and coordination, sewage and water works controls, everything in the Internet of Things that is a modern city infrastructure is in the hands of the Bad Guys. Except, of course, it's a cover for a huge heist that'll make Die Hard With a Vengeance look like a banana stand robbery. And, of course, the Big Bad Buy is Hans and Simon's nephew, taking over the family business. (unless that's been done in #s 4-6, I don't know)!! Sad, topical note, Samuel L's character from "With a Vengeance" will not be back, because some NYPD cop shot him for being black. But it's okay, because HIS nephew runs the radio repair shop (now a cellphone shop, providing SIM cards and unlocking services), and McClane and Young Carver end up as a team. Special cameo by Bonnie Bedelia as Holly Gennaro, the Mayor of New York City. Hollywood, call me!
November 19, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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1) (nods in ADHD)
2)
At first Ford had formed a theory to account for this strange behaviour. If human beings don't keep exercising their lips, he thought, their mouths probably seize up. After a few months' consideration and observation, he abandoned this theory in favour of a new one. If they don't keep exercising their lips, he thought, their brains start working. After a while he abandoned this one as well as being obstructively cynical, and decided he quite liked human beings after all, but he always remained desperately worried about the terrible number of things they didn't know about. Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
November 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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THE MYTH OF "CONSENSUAL" INTERNET: Browser says: I CONSENT Host website says: I CONSENT Cloudflare Service says: I DON'T! ISN'T THERE SOMEBODY YOU FORGOT TO ASK?
November 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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But only just...
A black t-shirt on a white background. On the shirt is a Canadian flag with the text CANADA - LOOKING GOOD BY COMPARISON SINCE 1867
November 17, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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CAN WE JUST JUMP AHEAD TO THE PART WHERE HE SHOOTS HIMSELF IN HIS BUNKER?
November 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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above a photo of a pour-over coffee maker, the text "Life Hack: Make your water taste better by pouring it over coffee grounds"
November 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Girthy Canadian polar shaft penetrates deep into the US today into Monday. 🥶 The polar shaft is normally a lot longer but it’s quite cold out and shrinkage is having a big influence. - Adam Above a satellite image of a vaguely penis-and-scrotum-shaped cold air mass thrusting south from Northern Canada.
November 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Eh, yo, @bsky.app, the fuck are you doing?
Bring back Link, bring back Sarah.
Sarah Kendzior I've been suspended from BlueSky. I don't know why. I wasn't online much today, and the last things I posted were excerpts from my substack newsletter articles. The suspension followed without explanation. It seems there's a crackdown. If you enjoy my work and want to make sure you can access it, subscribe! It's free - I would never paywall in times of peril - and voluntary paying subscribers keep it going. It would be great to have your support at this time. Thanks!
November 11, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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You down with B.P.V.? (Yeah you know me)
November 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM