@willfaraci.bsky.social
skateboarder, bartender, photographer, but most importantly, loser
Babe are you ok? You haven’t made a post of your legs on the beach set to summer time sadness by Lana del Rey yet and it’s June 27
June 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Babe are you ok? You haven’t made a post of your legs on the beach set to summer time sadness by Lana del Rey yet and it’s June 27
“People are going to order drinks on my tab, they’ll say it’s Tom’s tab” this dude says, as if there won’t be 30 other white dudes named Tom in this bar at any moment
March 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
“People are going to order drinks on my tab, they’ll say it’s Tom’s tab” this dude says, as if there won’t be 30 other white dudes named Tom in this bar at any moment
So is it like woke now to drive a gas-guzzling ford f-350 now or something?
March 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
So is it like woke now to drive a gas-guzzling ford f-350 now or something?
same shit different cocktail
February 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
same shit different cocktail
while we’re banning everything with abandon can someone at least do something about obnoxious car headlights or is that too woke or whatever
February 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
while we’re banning everything with abandon can someone at least do something about obnoxious car headlights or is that too woke or whatever
#mbta North station subway station has smelled like farts and rotten eggs for over 20 years and no one is talking about it or investigating it. i want answers. this can be my true crime podcast
February 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
#mbta North station subway station has smelled like farts and rotten eggs for over 20 years and no one is talking about it or investigating it. i want answers. this can be my true crime podcast
loving george carlin is such a red flag for white dudes and it’s hard to explain. i love george carlin tho
February 4, 2025 at 8:52 PM
loving george carlin is such a red flag for white dudes and it’s hard to explain. i love george carlin tho
let me go on the record saying that if i get hit by a bus while ignoring everyone because of said headphones i’d be fine with it, maybe even excited depending on the injury to lawsuit payout ratio
February 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
let me go on the record saying that if i get hit by a bus while ignoring everyone because of said headphones i’d be fine with it, maybe even excited depending on the injury to lawsuit payout ratio
humanity has done some great things like going to the moon and invented so many great things but everything pales in comparison to noise cancelling headphones. the true pinnacle of human achievement
February 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
humanity has done some great things like going to the moon and invented so many great things but everything pales in comparison to noise cancelling headphones. the true pinnacle of human achievement
Having to tie your shoes in public is one of the uncoolest things to have to do. way too vulnerable
February 4, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Having to tie your shoes in public is one of the uncoolest things to have to do. way too vulnerable
lol imagine having covid and basically having to be one handed at the same time because you fucked up your wrist LOL couldn’t be me ever
January 30, 2025 at 9:46 PM
lol imagine having covid and basically having to be one handed at the same time because you fucked up your wrist LOL couldn’t be me ever
guest: how buttery is the hot buttered rum?
me:
me:
January 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
guest: how buttery is the hot buttered rum?
me:
me:
everything is totally normal. what’s up
January 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
everything is totally normal. what’s up
caracalla was such a fuckboy
mark zuckerberg for comparison
mark zuckerberg for comparison
January 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
caracalla was such a fuckboy
mark zuckerberg for comparison
mark zuckerberg for comparison
are we done using the word ‘slutty’ to describe food and drink or are people still fucking stupid
January 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
are we done using the word ‘slutty’ to describe food and drink or are people still fucking stupid
Every time I beat myself up this week for hurting my wrist skateboarding and fucking with my job as a bartender I remind myself that people brag about going skiing and then literally die
January 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Every time I beat myself up this week for hurting my wrist skateboarding and fucking with my job as a bartender I remind myself that people brag about going skiing and then literally die
I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR THE MESSY SONG ANY MORE
January 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR THE MESSY SONG ANY MORE
remember when morrissey said “it takes guts to be gentle and kind” lololol
January 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
remember when morrissey said “it takes guts to be gentle and kind” lololol
failing a captcha really pisses me off in a way I just can’t explain
January 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
failing a captcha really pisses me off in a way I just can’t explain
Hi internet it’s time for my thoughts
January 8, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Hi internet it’s time for my thoughts