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A stick that is properly crooked can make a good pretend gun. If it's sturdy, and straight or slightly curved it can be a good sword. If it's mostly straight but with some nice features and about your own height, then you've got a wizard staff!
Are you with me so far? Next you need to consider…
Are you with me so far? Next you need to consider…
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
A stick that is properly crooked can make a good pretend gun. If it's sturdy, and straight or slightly curved it can be a good sword. If it's mostly straight but with some nice features and about your own height, then you've got a wizard staff!
Are you with me so far? Next you need to consider…
Are you with me so far? Next you need to consider…
Ever notice that whenever people like him try to insult someone, it's usually direct reflections of their own bad traits?
November 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Ever notice that whenever people like him try to insult someone, it's usually direct reflections of their own bad traits?
And if anyone is interested but unsure how they'd get to NYC, don't worry! He's opened a portal! You can just hop on through— it's that easy!
November 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
And if anyone is interested but unsure how they'd get to NYC, don't worry! He's opened a portal! You can just hop on through— it's that easy!
Man, these day-for-night-for-day shots are never quite as good as just filming at the time it's supposed to be.
November 6, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Man, these day-for-night-for-day shots are never quite as good as just filming at the time it's supposed to be.
At least at an Olive Garden you get unlimited breadsticks. Here, you only get unlimited economic disasters.
November 6, 2025 at 2:57 AM
At least at an Olive Garden you get unlimited breadsticks. Here, you only get unlimited economic disasters.
I don't drink coffee either, but how 'bout this: I WILL go to a Starbucks on the 14th if they DO finalize a fair and reasonable contract by then.
What do you think about that, Starbucks?
What do you think about that, Starbucks?
November 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I don't drink coffee either, but how 'bout this: I WILL go to a Starbucks on the 14th if they DO finalize a fair and reasonable contract by then.
What do you think about that, Starbucks?
What do you think about that, Starbucks?
Well, he did it. He beat the odds.
31 fox girls, all of them cute as heck!
31 fox girls, all of them cute as heck!
November 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Well, he did it. He beat the odds.
31 fox girls, all of them cute as heck!
31 fox girls, all of them cute as heck!
"Why are young people trying to find little scraps of happiness in our crumbling society? If you enjoy nothing and live in a featureless grey cube, you'd have more money to surrender to the oligarchs."
November 1, 2025 at 3:44 AM
"Why are young people trying to find little scraps of happiness in our crumbling society? If you enjoy nothing and live in a featureless grey cube, you'd have more money to surrender to the oligarchs."
That actually looks really cool! I like the extra islands thing-- that'll give people room to make things without it being the entirety of their island.
Too bad I have a Switch Lite, and the left analog stick is messed up.
Too bad I have a Switch Lite, and the left analog stick is messed up.
October 31, 2025 at 3:24 AM
That actually looks really cool! I like the extra islands thing-- that'll give people room to make things without it being the entirety of their island.
Too bad I have a Switch Lite, and the left analog stick is messed up.
Too bad I have a Switch Lite, and the left analog stick is messed up.
Sam: (calls him "Nosferatu")
Brennan: "As you know, I am Count Orlok."
Every day, I appreciate Brennan more.
Brennan: "As you know, I am Count Orlok."
Every day, I appreciate Brennan more.
October 31, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Sam: (calls him "Nosferatu")
Brennan: "As you know, I am Count Orlok."
Every day, I appreciate Brennan more.
Brennan: "As you know, I am Count Orlok."
Every day, I appreciate Brennan more.
a Daniel Day Lou Wilson, if you will
October 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
a Daniel Day Lou Wilson, if you will
It's not even a good cover-up. It's just Trump going "no I didn't", and all his loyalist cronies blindly siding with him despite all evidence and reason.
October 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
It's not even a good cover-up. It's just Trump going "no I didn't", and all his loyalist cronies blindly siding with him despite all evidence and reason.
You mess with the vibes, you lose your lives.
October 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
You mess with the vibes, you lose your lives.
I GUARANTEE YOU that's what he's thinking at the moment.
October 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I GUARANTEE YOU that's what he's thinking at the moment.
I don't think I've ever bought a game on less information than just now. How charming!
October 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I don't think I've ever bought a game on less information than just now. How charming!
Hold on a second.
There's a genetic variant fox that has SHORTER hair than usual, and they called it a Samson Fox??
Wasn't having long hair Samson's whole thing?
There's a genetic variant fox that has SHORTER hair than usual, and they called it a Samson Fox??
Wasn't having long hair Samson's whole thing?
October 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Hold on a second.
There's a genetic variant fox that has SHORTER hair than usual, and they called it a Samson Fox??
Wasn't having long hair Samson's whole thing?
There's a genetic variant fox that has SHORTER hair than usual, and they called it a Samson Fox??
Wasn't having long hair Samson's whole thing?
Gemini will also tell you that an UNBELIEVABLY DEADLY MUSHROOM is tasty and safe to eat.
October 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Gemini will also tell you that an UNBELIEVABLY DEADLY MUSHROOM is tasty and safe to eat.
I need this image but for legs. Every time I hear someone say something about "horses with their backward knees" or whatever I have to keep myself from yelling "Those aren't knees, those are ankles!"
October 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I need this image but for legs. Every time I hear someone say something about "horses with their backward knees" or whatever I have to keep myself from yelling "Those aren't knees, those are ankles!"
One thing I love about the Dropout crew is that the reactions are often as good as the jokes themselves. Like Brennan's reaction to "Chef Boyar-Girl", or everyone absolutely celebrating "Gal Dente".
I come here for the good jokes, but I rewatch them repeatedly for the reactions.
I come here for the good jokes, but I rewatch them repeatedly for the reactions.
October 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
One thing I love about the Dropout crew is that the reactions are often as good as the jokes themselves. Like Brennan's reaction to "Chef Boyar-Girl", or everyone absolutely celebrating "Gal Dente".
I come here for the good jokes, but I rewatch them repeatedly for the reactions.
I come here for the good jokes, but I rewatch them repeatedly for the reactions.
This really looks like a "draw your characters here" prompt waiting to happen.
October 20, 2025 at 5:01 AM
This really looks like a "draw your characters here" prompt waiting to happen.
Cashew : )
October 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Cashew : )