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Writes a bit, acts a bit, reviews theatre a lot
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Other People’s Fireworks
Malone wasn’t answering. Damn it. Bigsby tried a text. The road was too bumpy. He kept making typos, his thumbs bashing all the wrong letters. He addressed the cabbie. “I say! Could you …
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December 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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To all those who are celebrating: Happy Thursday
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December 25, 2025 at 7:44 AM
To all those who are celebrating: Happy Thursday
Happy birthday to this literary heavyweight
December 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Happy birthday to this literary heavyweight
Please enjoy this short story: FAMILY TRADITION williamstaffordnovelist.wordpress.com/2025/11/30/f... #shortstory #writing #Christmas #horror
Family Tradition
“Ugh.” Wendy, who had been busy tidying discarded wrapping paper into a black bin bag, paused to look at her husband. He was sitting on the floor, next to the tree, opening his presents with …
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November 30, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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Please enjoy this short story: Postlude williamstaffordnovelist.wordpress.com/2025/11/23/p...
Postlude
“Hello? You can’t be in here, I’m afraid.” The curate rolled his eyes. Perhaps the child hadn’t heard him. He strode along the aisle. The last thing he wanted was to b…
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November 24, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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It’s Out There!!
The final book in the SPACE PICKLE trilogy is available at last! The first two books came out just one year apart. Now, four years later, the third instalment completes the set. I wanted to make su…
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October 26, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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Look! Available now on Kindle, my latest sci-fi comedy adventure
SPACE PICKLE III: The Biggest Pickle amzn.eu/d/dCgPL1K
SPACE PICKLE III: The Biggest Pickle amzn.eu/d/dCgPL1K
SPACE PICKLE III: The Biggest Pickle (SPACE PICKLE TRILOGY Book 3) eBook : Stafford, William: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
SPACE PICKLE III: The Biggest Pickle (SPACE PICKLE TRILOGY Book 3) eBook : Stafford, William: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
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October 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Look! Available now on Kindle, my latest sci-fi comedy adventure
SPACE PICKLE III: The Biggest Pickle amzn.eu/d/dCgPL1K
SPACE PICKLE III: The Biggest Pickle amzn.eu/d/dCgPL1K
Thanks to autocorrect, I’ve just seen a film called Torn Arse
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October 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Thanks to autocorrect, I’ve just seen a film called Torn Arse
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Fatal affAIr
Joe opened the front door. A tall stranger stood on the doorstep. He grinned. “Joe!” he laughed. “It’s really you!” Joe was confused. “Hello? Do I know you?” “Oh, I’ll say!”…
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October 5, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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Due to a typo, I was ruptured
September 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Due to a typo, I was ruptured
My AI boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was unrealistic
September 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
My AI boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was unrealistic
Please enjoy this short story: VENGEFUL CLOWN t.co/B1vC2hslwA
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September 15, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Due to a typo I’ve just seen a film about a long wank
September 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Due to a typo I’ve just seen a film about a long wank
I’ve put a jumper on
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September 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I’ve put a jumper on
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September 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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The Life of Chuck: marvellous film but it has made me think about things :/
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August 23, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The Life of Chuck: marvellous film but it has made me think about things :/
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August 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Reposted
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August 3, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Please enjoy this short story: A Sandwich To Die For t.co/tM1EVF2lZ1
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August 3, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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In the pub. Got the first round in
July 31, 2025 at 11:58 AM
In the pub. Got the first round in
In the pub. Got the first round in
July 31, 2025 at 11:55 AM
In the pub. Got the first round in
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