When Musk denies that he did a big ol Nazi salute during the inauguration, remember this, from Jean-Paul Sartre, 1944.

Sometimes I think that I can make it through the night but oh how the eppy calls me

I think about this about 3-4 times a week at random and now you have to deal with it too

Why do music videos have scenes in the middle of the fckin song.

Baby you put that shit in the front or the back of the song.

Anyone who comments will get a neat fact I made the fuck up :)

I saw someone post that Bluesky will really hit its stride once the batshit and brain rot start settling in.

If it has to be me so be it

Finally deleting my twitter ended feeling like I broke up with my toxic ex

Ya know I’ve had so many high school class mates go viral post graduation. Let’s get this some numbers so I can torture them with the reminder of MY existence for a change.

I swear to god if I’m not internet famous on this platform I’m gonna give up.