William Tench
@williamten.ch
Musical theatre, cricket and liberalism
📍Winchester/Llangefni | he/him 🏳️🌈
📍Winchester/Llangefni | he/him 🏳️🌈
Barnes very lovely though!
January 17, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Barnes very lovely though!
There have perhaps been better places for political signs…
January 15, 2026 at 8:41 AM
There have perhaps been better places for political signs…
Hosepipe bans when it is sunny, sewage dumped when it rains.
Is any industry so completely broken as the water industry?
Is any industry so completely broken as the water industry?
January 13, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Hosepipe bans when it is sunny, sewage dumped when it rains.
Is any industry so completely broken as the water industry?
Is any industry so completely broken as the water industry?
partner working hard doing important work on the train while I watch reality tv
January 11, 2026 at 5:43 PM
partner working hard doing important work on the train while I watch reality tv
Stormy day in Plymouth
January 11, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Stormy day in Plymouth
this is the pub, I don’t think they respond well to complaints 😭
January 10, 2026 at 6:30 PM
this is the pub, I don’t think they respond well to complaints 😭
Was served a G&T in a Fosters glass, no wonder we lost the ashes
January 10, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Was served a G&T in a Fosters glass, no wonder we lost the ashes
Buying this card for my good friend, Stalin
January 10, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Buying this card for my good friend, Stalin
Mao Zedong’s follow-up was rather unexpected
January 9, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Mao Zedong’s follow-up was rather unexpected
When did this become an acceptable price for 500 ml of pop
January 4, 2026 at 6:28 PM
When did this become an acceptable price for 500 ml of pop
These are just absurd opening hours
January 2, 2026 at 3:19 PM
These are just absurd opening hours
you’ve got to check the auto captions before you export
January 1, 2026 at 4:41 PM
you’ve got to check the auto captions before you export
Having Pepsi in a Coke glass
December 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Having Pepsi in a Coke glass
Best bit of the festive period?
December 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Best bit of the festive period?
A poor showing this year; reindeers have antlers not horns
December 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
A poor showing this year; reindeers have antlers not horns
The dog is a goof ‘un
December 25, 2025 at 10:14 AM
The dog is a goof ‘un
great news for racist uncles
December 20, 2025 at 6:15 PM
great news for racist uncles
this sounds like eurofederalism to me
December 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
this sounds like eurofederalism to me
this feels devastating for Anglo-Norwegian relations
December 19, 2025 at 8:03 AM
this feels devastating for Anglo-Norwegian relations
Harry is ironing my trousers so I thought I’d put my shoes on while I was waiting…
December 18, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Harry is ironing my trousers so I thought I’d put my shoes on while I was waiting…
When someone shows you who they are, believe them
December 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM
When someone shows you who they are, believe them
why do I feel like I’m being watched
December 16, 2025 at 1:21 PM
why do I feel like I’m being watched
Falklands had their General Election this week. One of the two constituencies is called Camp (everywhere outside Stanley) which leads to hilarious captions like this
December 14, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Falklands had their General Election this week. One of the two constituencies is called Camp (everywhere outside Stanley) which leads to hilarious captions like this
Escalation in the junior doctors strikes
December 13, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Escalation in the junior doctors strikes