Will Lawrence
@williedeeell.bsky.social
Professional Geek. Retired Firefighter. Amateur Raconteur.
Robert Clothier had a better boat. And a better hat.
May 26, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Robert Clothier had a better boat. And a better hat.
Imagine the light show, though.
May 16, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Imagine the light show, though.
Maybe they could trade him to Qatar for a draft pick?
May 16, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Maybe they could trade him to Qatar for a draft pick?
Isn't that Popeye's first language?
May 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Isn't that Popeye's first language?
It's been 365 days since my last kidney stone episode, but I don't want that anytime soon either.
May 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
It's been 365 days since my last kidney stone episode, but I don't want that anytime soon either.
I want artificial intelligence that protects against natural stupidity.
May 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I want artificial intelligence that protects against natural stupidity.
Solely in the interest of sharing the correct term: "Flange".
#NoMansplainingHonest
#NoMansplainingHonest
May 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Solely in the interest of sharing the correct term: "Flange".
#NoMansplainingHonest
#NoMansplainingHonest
"Your smile looks amazing. Who's your dentist?"
If the teeth aren't OEM, you'll get a denturist's name.
If the teeth aren't OEM, you'll get a denturist's name.
May 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
"Your smile looks amazing. Who's your dentist?"
If the teeth aren't OEM, you'll get a denturist's name.
If the teeth aren't OEM, you'll get a denturist's name.
Shoulda got 200 amps like he told ya. #AngryPixies
May 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Shoulda got 200 amps like he told ya. #AngryPixies
I mean, Richler moved to the Eastern Townships *because* he didn't speak the language, so people would leave him the hell alone...
May 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I mean, Richler moved to the Eastern Townships *because* he didn't speak the language, so people would leave him the hell alone...
Definitely *not* a steam boat. There hasn't been a steam vessel in the harbour since the navy retired the old supply ships.
April 30, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Definitely *not* a steam boat. There hasn't been a steam vessel in the harbour since the navy retired the old supply ships.
True story. My aunt was a server and pronounced it "whores' ovaries".
April 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
True story. My aunt was a server and pronounced it "whores' ovaries".
I loved her in The Old Guard.
April 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I loved her in The Old Guard.
Don't make me come over there.
April 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Don't make me come over there.
More than six *theatrical* viewings.
April 27, 2025 at 3:08 AM
More than six *theatrical* viewings.
That's cause your tinnitus is "Sex On The Flag" by KMFDM.
April 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM
That's cause your tinnitus is "Sex On The Flag" by KMFDM.