Lachlan
@willis-paints.bsky.social
He/Him
Sometimes I paint things
📍NTL
Sometimes I paint things
📍NTL
“I got this shirt as a present and I don’t want it, I don’t have the receipt though, is that ok?”
December 28, 2025 at 9:06 AM
“I got this shirt as a present and I don’t want it, I don’t have the receipt though, is that ok?”
First Christmas away from home was a success, trying my best to avoid the fact that on both sides of my parent’s AND my brother’s in-law’s I’m the only single one.
December 26, 2025 at 6:28 AM
First Christmas away from home was a success, trying my best to avoid the fact that on both sides of my parent’s AND my brother’s in-law’s I’m the only single one.
Thought I had the bogey hole to myself this evening, but turns out I had an 8 legged friend with me 🐙
December 22, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Thought I had the bogey hole to myself this evening, but turns out I had an 8 legged friend with me 🐙
Our early to beat the heat. Third longest ride
December 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Our early to beat the heat. Third longest ride
Had one of my Christmas casuals ask me how to dial out on a phone with buttons today and I felt super old
December 19, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Had one of my Christmas casuals ask me how to dial out on a phone with buttons today and I felt super old
My best friend: “You’ve been smiling a lot at your phone the last couple days, who is he?”
Me: *looking at photos and videos of Gaga the last two nights* “there’s no guy!”
Me: *looking at photos and videos of Gaga the last two nights* “there’s no guy!”
December 14, 2025 at 10:36 AM
My best friend: “You’ve been smiling a lot at your phone the last couple days, who is he?”
Me: *looking at photos and videos of Gaga the last two nights* “there’s no guy!”
Me: *looking at photos and videos of Gaga the last two nights* “there’s no guy!”
Round two in the rain was something I’ll never forget
December 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Round two in the rain was something I’ll never forget
Last night was truly something special
December 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Last night was truly something special
I’m maybe a little bit too excited 🐾🆙
December 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I’m maybe a little bit too excited 🐾🆙
Speaking it into existence that Enigma will be one of the bow songs in Sydney this weekend
December 10, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Speaking it into existence that Enigma will be one of the bow songs in Sydney this weekend
The next two Mayhem Ball shows are mine, don’t know how I’m gonna sleep between now and then
December 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The next two Mayhem Ball shows are mine, don’t know how I’m gonna sleep between now and then
Been browsing Facebook more lately because it’s been good at keeping me updated with fire warnings near me and updates on my bike tracks and I’ve just seen a photo of my second cousin smiling with pauline hanson and I regret ever opening that app
December 8, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Been browsing Facebook more lately because it’s been good at keeping me updated with fire warnings near me and updates on my bike tracks and I’ve just seen a photo of my second cousin smiling with pauline hanson and I regret ever opening that app
Reality of any of these making it so slim, don’t know why I bother
December 8, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Reality of any of these making it so slim, don’t know why I bother
Found some lofi Gaga covers and I’m tearing up to Gypsy right now
December 8, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Found some lofi Gaga covers and I’m tearing up to Gypsy right now
Going through concert videos from my first Gaga show and wow phone recordings have come a long way
December 6, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Going through concert videos from my first Gaga show and wow phone recordings have come a long way
Grateful that we have the coachella livestreams for Mayhem so they can’t butcher the interludes for recordings
December 6, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Grateful that we have the coachella livestreams for Mayhem so they can’t butcher the interludes for recordings
Rewatching the Chromatica Ball Tour to get hyped for next Friday/Saturday now that we’re gonna get a Chromatica bow song
December 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Rewatching the Chromatica Ball Tour to get hyped for next Friday/Saturday now that we’re gonna get a Chromatica bow song
Also, the amount of times my psych has referenced my music taste unknowingly to me this last year has been incredible. Anything from Kacey Musgraves song titles to this week just telling me the plot of The Mayhem Ball
December 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Also, the amount of times my psych has referenced my music taste unknowingly to me this last year has been incredible. Anything from Kacey Musgraves song titles to this week just telling me the plot of The Mayhem Ball
Went for a ride again this morning after Tuesday’s incident. Successfully dodged all the bollards this time
December 3, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Went for a ride again this morning after Tuesday’s incident. Successfully dodged all the bollards this time
The gap in minutes between Gaga and Kacey… oof. And being in the top 500 listeners for Caroline and she’s my fourth artist.
December 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The gap in minutes between Gaga and Kacey… oof. And being in the top 500 listeners for Caroline and she’s my fourth artist.
I love that Gaga sets foot back in my country and I immediately stack my bike. Her presence was felt
December 2, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I love that Gaga sets foot back in my country and I immediately stack my bike. Her presence was felt
Note to self: don’t hit poles with your bike, you will go flying over your handlebars and need stitches in your chin
December 2, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Note to self: don’t hit poles with your bike, you will go flying over your handlebars and need stitches in your chin
If the guy I dated for a few months this year then dumped me over text could stop showing up in the stories of people I follow that’d be great
November 29, 2025 at 9:46 AM
If the guy I dated for a few months this year then dumped me over text could stop showing up in the stories of people I follow that’d be great
I feel like that definitely could’ve been one movie and it would’ve been better…
November 20, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I feel like that definitely could’ve been one movie and it would’ve been better…
I’m genuinely concerned for myself to hear Rainbow live again on Wednesday, please be kind to me Kacey Musgraves
November 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I’m genuinely concerned for myself to hear Rainbow live again on Wednesday, please be kind to me Kacey Musgraves