The Mighty Willtor
@willtor.bsky.social
Not actually Godzilla (sorry). Married to the indomitable @erinleiserson.bsky.social.
I was with him for the first two sentences. Then it was
a baby is walking on a wooden floor while holding a piece of toilet paper .
ALT: a baby is walking on a wooden floor while holding a piece of toilet paper .
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I was with him for the first two sentences. Then it was
As a centrist, I can't tell the difference between this and a white ethnostate.
December 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
As a centrist, I can't tell the difference between this and a white ethnostate.
Me: [to the cop] But it doesn't count! Jake told me it doesn't count!
December 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Me: [to the cop] But it doesn't count! Jake told me it doesn't count!
I had no idea for years.
December 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I had no idea for years.
[Scottish accent] Fly safe!
December 24, 2025 at 5:14 AM
[Scottish accent] Fly safe!
[extreme vocal fry]
When you pass off wild speculation as fact, you have to consider who it affects.
When you pass off wild speculation as fact, you have to consider who it affects.
December 24, 2025 at 5:11 AM
[extreme vocal fry]
When you pass off wild speculation as fact, you have to consider who it affects.
When you pass off wild speculation as fact, you have to consider who it affects.
And even if he is invited, will he be allowed to sample the pierogi?
December 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
And even if he is invited, will he be allowed to sample the pierogi?
Barry White would've aired that 60 minutes segment.
December 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Barry White would've aired that 60 minutes segment.
Reposted by The Mighty Willtor
Come on, have some pun with it.
“60 Minutes, dead and bari’d at 57.”
“60 Minutes, dead and bari’d at 57.”
December 22, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Come on, have some pun with it.
“60 Minutes, dead and bari’d at 57.”
“60 Minutes, dead and bari’d at 57.”
Millennials out here killing the perennial Halloween industry.
December 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Millennials out here killing the perennial Halloween industry.
It's 100% the collar. They didn't have to do my boy dirty like that.
December 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
It's 100% the collar. They didn't have to do my boy dirty like that.