imagine forgetting something at the store in like the 17th century and you just get home to your wife and kids, then one of them asks "dad did you get bread" and you have to make another week long trip to town in a horse drawn carriage

throwback to that time last year where i lost a 1v1 with some monkey bars and fractured 5 bones in my foot/ankle

i introduced the news to my friends in a google slideshow with earthbound music playing and made this image to go along with it