Ok, now I'm pissed off. Some dude in one of the tour groups just B-lined it for my chocolate river so he could "get stuck in The Pipe". I've seriously fucking had it with you people. You guys have to stop.
My marketing team said the Wonka brand isn't reaching the Gen Z demographic enough so they're going to start making "phonk edits" of me. I don't know what this is. I'm scared
