Mark D. Wimberley
@wimberdude.bsky.social
He's just the creepiest acting fucker I've ever seen
November 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
He's just the creepiest acting fucker I've ever seen
Ummm...They're not OUT THERE, they're IN the WHITE HOUSE
November 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Ummm...They're not OUT THERE, they're IN the WHITE HOUSE
Okay, my mind is now officially BOGGLED
November 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Okay, my mind is now officially BOGGLED
Since you mention it, I don't remember Trump bad-mouthing Clinton all that much. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
November 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Since you mention it, I don't remember Trump bad-mouthing Clinton all that much. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
His southern spear is limp and unresponsive
November 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
His southern spear is limp and unresponsive
The agent had a sesame seed allergy!
November 17, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The agent had a sesame seed allergy!
It's his soul-less enablers writing this sanctimonious bullshit for him that make me wanna puke
November 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
It's his soul-less enablers writing this sanctimonious bullshit for him that make me wanna puke
She's still navigating the use of thumbs! We had a big furry void with thumbs who could snatch birds out of the air with them. Sweetest cat I ever knew (except to birbs)
November 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
She's still navigating the use of thumbs! We had a big furry void with thumbs who could snatch birds out of the air with them. Sweetest cat I ever knew (except to birbs)
Don't let the camel toe into the tent
November 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Don't let the camel toe into the tent
They finally finished the redactions.
November 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
They finally finished the redactions.
They'd have to cross the Darien Gap in Panama with all their "diseased" cattle. A cattle drive is not a feasible or historical event in the Darién Gap due to the treacherous terrain and lack of infrastructure. Simply put, he's a lying fuckwit.
November 17, 2025 at 6:46 AM
They'd have to cross the Darien Gap in Panama with all their "diseased" cattle. A cattle drive is not a feasible or historical event in the Darién Gap due to the treacherous terrain and lack of infrastructure. Simply put, he's a lying fuckwit.
As a woman who takes threats from men seriously, how seriously should Nancy Pelosi have taken your suggestions she should be killed?
November 16, 2025 at 8:05 AM
As a woman who takes threats from men seriously, how seriously should Nancy Pelosi have taken your suggestions she should be killed?
What a great shot!
November 16, 2025 at 7:32 AM
What a great shot!
You're right. Sorry to have made light of a sexual predator's peccadilloes. Monica deserved better.
November 16, 2025 at 7:27 AM
You're right. Sorry to have made light of a sexual predator's peccadilloes. Monica deserved better.
But how do you stage such a stunt with a willing martyr? I mean, yeah, Trump totally did NOT get wounded in the fucking ear. Obvious to anyone with eyes. But where did they find a "shooter" for such a task?
November 16, 2025 at 12:44 AM
But how do you stage such a stunt with a willing martyr? I mean, yeah, Trump totally did NOT get wounded in the fucking ear. Obvious to anyone with eyes. But where did they find a "shooter" for such a task?
Plus, he totally disrespected the sanctity of cigars with that woman. ("I did not have sex with that woman!")
November 16, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Plus, he totally disrespected the sanctity of cigars with that woman. ("I did not have sex with that woman!")
Dammit, Frank! I use those same pens and my stuff doesn't look anything like yours!
*takes deep breath*
"Comparison is the thief of joy." There, that's better.
Seriously though, I've been a fan since Liberty Meadows and your stuff is great.
*takes deep breath*
"Comparison is the thief of joy." There, that's better.
Seriously though, I've been a fan since Liberty Meadows and your stuff is great.
November 16, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Dammit, Frank! I use those same pens and my stuff doesn't look anything like yours!
*takes deep breath*
"Comparison is the thief of joy." There, that's better.
Seriously though, I've been a fan since Liberty Meadows and your stuff is great.
*takes deep breath*
"Comparison is the thief of joy." There, that's better.
Seriously though, I've been a fan since Liberty Meadows and your stuff is great.
What's good for the goose is good for the slew-foot.
November 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
What's good for the goose is good for the slew-foot.
Typical "shouldn't be a cop" behavior. I've seen it play out many times over.
November 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Typical "shouldn't be a cop" behavior. I've seen it play out many times over.
Coiner of the term "British Empire"
November 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Coiner of the term "British Empire"
They're running out of dark corners and kitchen appliances to scuttle under. The overhead light is on, you sonsabitches, and we're coming for you with a big-ass can of vermin spray.
November 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
They're running out of dark corners and kitchen appliances to scuttle under. The overhead light is on, you sonsabitches, and we're coming for you with a big-ass can of vermin spray.
He's not even trying anymore. His mouth opens and offal spews forth.
November 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
He's not even trying anymore. His mouth opens and offal spews forth.
Lipstick on a fucking pig
November 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Lipstick on a fucking pig