Mark D. Wimberley
wimberdude.bsky.social
Mark D. Wimberley
@wimberdude.bsky.social
He's just the creepiest acting fucker I've ever seen
November 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Ummm...They're not OUT THERE, they're IN the WHITE HOUSE
November 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Okay, my mind is now officially BOGGLED
November 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Since you mention it, I don't remember Trump bad-mouthing Clinton all that much. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
November 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
His southern spear is limp and unresponsive
November 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The agent had a sesame seed allergy!
November 17, 2025 at 6:39 PM
It's his soul-less enablers writing this sanctimonious bullshit for him that make me wanna puke
November 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
She's still navigating the use of thumbs! We had a big furry void with thumbs who could snatch birds out of the air with them. Sweetest cat I ever knew (except to birbs)
November 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Don't let the camel toe into the tent
November 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
They finally finished the redactions.
November 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
They'd have to cross the Darien Gap in Panama with all their "diseased" cattle. A cattle drive is not a feasible or historical event in the Darién Gap due to the treacherous terrain and lack of infrastructure. Simply put, he's a lying fuckwit.
November 17, 2025 at 6:46 AM
As a woman who takes threats from men seriously, how seriously should Nancy Pelosi have taken your suggestions she should be killed?
November 16, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Vomitous.
November 16, 2025 at 7:40 AM
What a great shot!
November 16, 2025 at 7:32 AM
You're right. Sorry to have made light of a sexual predator's peccadilloes. Monica deserved better.
November 16, 2025 at 7:27 AM
But how do you stage such a stunt with a willing martyr? I mean, yeah, Trump totally did NOT get wounded in the fucking ear. Obvious to anyone with eyes. But where did they find a "shooter" for such a task?
November 16, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Plus, he totally disrespected the sanctity of cigars with that woman. ("I did not have sex with that woman!")
November 16, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Nicely done!
November 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Dammit, Frank! I use those same pens and my stuff doesn't look anything like yours!

*takes deep breath*

"Comparison is the thief of joy." There, that's better.
Seriously though, I've been a fan since Liberty Meadows and your stuff is great.
November 16, 2025 at 12:39 AM
What's good for the goose is good for the slew-foot.
November 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Typical "shouldn't be a cop" behavior. I've seen it play out many times over.
November 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Coiner of the term "British Empire"
November 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
They're running out of dark corners and kitchen appliances to scuttle under. The overhead light is on, you sonsabitches, and we're coming for you with a big-ass can of vermin spray.
November 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
He's not even trying anymore. His mouth opens and offal spews forth.
November 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Lipstick on a fucking pig
November 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM