But I’m already engaged to a non-follower? What do?

The artboard is duplicated, but no tint is applied. Copy pasting the elements on a new artboard takes on the correct border and fill.

My personal favorite is the 324 hours of ingame time mentioning how it’s completely useless.

As you should. Come prepared! 🙂

"When it comes to actual use, this is equivalent to a human's tail bone."

Creative! The user was not able to use the output of our product, and compares it to vestigial anatomy, implying it was extremely useful in the past, but has, alas, sunk into deprecation. Should we revert all updates?

"Waste of time and my existence."

I like this one. It really consolidates all bugs and horrible UI choices in one bold, clear statement. 8/10 for clarity and impact.

We regret not being able to offer meaning, and are actively working to reduce our burden on your existential experience.

"And this review is coming from a MICROSOFT product so you know I know what trash is."

Original, relatable. 6/10 (Points off for the all-caps.)

Step it up a bit and break social media.

Ik ben er alvast bij in Antwerpen. 🙂 Wie nog?

They’re not mutually exclusive.