Deadpool stans

The future, Mr. Gittes; the future!

This is this really just the logical extension of that insane internal Walgreens quote about how they couldn't afford not to invest and risk the distant possibility that Theranos was real

"Not for the essay, though; that essay blew hard"

Giving up seconds before it would have all caught on

RETVRN TO THE WOMB

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Your Immortal Soul and DraftKings announce FY2026 partnership deal

I'm going to bet that something goes wrong, and I'm going to lay money on it, with Polymarket(TM)

JOE ROGAN: Then you will propel into the void. You will see a spot. Uh, the spot will become an arch. This is the arch between the nothing. And out of this nothing will come your unborn soul.

Clan Shadow Raven Fatal Tumescence Techique

An exciting new data center

The bit about the middle-aged moppet hits, although I don't know if it's worse if the feeling isn't internalized. Kept thinking about that Dazed and Confused bit during the Kirk haigograpalooza. "That's what I love about these college undergrads, man. I get older and they stay the same age"

I get around
From town to town
I'm a real cool head
I'm makin' real good bread
-- posted to LinkedIn

MORE milk?! Over there??!

Lol if you still root for the Nashville Jerries you deserve nothing, certainly not Benetti