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The last remaining Windows 98 Tech Support agent. Blacklisted by several gaming publications.

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Win98 Tech Support @win98tech.bsky.social · Sep 16

HAPPY MEAT SOCK MONDAY BLUESKY

GET THAT MEAT GANG, THIS WEEK WILL BE GREAT

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Win98 Tech Support @win98tech.bsky.social · 2h

One person, for like 20 minutes, actually had a good idea at Ubisoft

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Win98 Tech Support @win98tech.bsky.social · 3h

Nother long shift hauling the femboy gay sex

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Haitch Kay 🏳️‍🌈 @haitchkay.bsky.social · 3h

There's fucking yaoi art on a train by my house I'm fucking losing my mind, this rules so much

Anime styled graffiti art on a train car depicting a male demon looking seductively at another man while saying "That's a good boy", with the phrase "kiss yr homies goodnight" in the bottom left corner.
Artist seems to be "Akira BPD"

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Win98 Tech Support @win98tech.bsky.social · 3h

Answer this question in your next video and i'll buy your merch

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Win98 Tech Support @win98tech.bsky.social · 3h

Thoughts on wallpaper

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Win98 Tech Support @win98tech.bsky.social · 3h

The office coffee maker has the same breech loading mechanism as a French 1897 75mm Field Gun

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Win98 Tech Support @win98tech.bsky.social · 6h

Yes sure 2m people's info was stolen because Discord's age verification hack but sure no OTHER massive data store will ever be hacked its fine its cool give the government your info and let Windows save your whole machine every 3 seconds

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Win98 Tech Support @win98tech.bsky.social · 6h

The first thing i did was find the regedit to give me back the Win10 r-click menu. What the fuck is that hideous mutant fuck

Win98 Tech Support @win98tech.bsky.social · 10h

Have to use Win11 for work and its so fucking great i love that every single function is worse than it used to be and every article is just an explanation of how to disable the new feature and make it a worse lobotomized Win10 its so good i might just fucking off myself i love it so much

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Win98 Tech Support @win98tech.bsky.social · 10h

I'd ask why Disney is partnering with the nazi robot but i suppose this is a return to form for the company

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 1d

Disney promoting AI slop posters at the ‘Tron Ares’ premiere

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Win98 Tech Support @win98tech.bsky.social · 11h

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orc-enk.bsky.social @orc-enk.bsky.social · 11h

Was doodling while listening to a video about the new Final Fantasy Tactics remaster, I guess this snuck up on me while I was distracted. #enkdraws

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Win98 Tech Support @win98tech.bsky.social · 21h

have you heard of the lord jesus christ

Win98 Tech Support @win98tech.bsky.social · 21h

every Warhammer 40k Black Library book stomps Harry Potter to death

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Win98 Tech Support @win98tech.bsky.social · 21h

someone should rewrite the harry potter series but remove all the fucking terrible writing

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Win98 Tech Support @win98tech.bsky.social · 21h

me when i see that mom from the pikman 5 trailer

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Win98 Tech Support @win98tech.bsky.social · 1d

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Win98 Tech Support @win98tech.bsky.social · 1d

Invest in the currency of the future (german fart porn)

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Win98 Tech Support @win98tech.bsky.social · 1d

Once you break from the FOMO mindset of new games you will be so much happier

Modus Pwnens @pwnyslaystation.bsky.social · 1d

I'm constantly rewarded for patience with buying games. Every time I really want one, but it isn't on sale... I think about buying it, but then I wait... Usually within a week it goes on sale. Patience friends, that's the ticket. This time? Diablo 2 Resurrected 70% off

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Win98 Tech Support @win98tech.bsky.social · 1d

Steam dead

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Win98 Tech Support @win98tech.bsky.social · 1d

Might've been Anthem where people discovered the leveling and scaling fully didn't work

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MADDIEBISCUITS 🐰 commissions open! @maddiebiscuits.bsky.social · 2d

fiance sent this to me and i nearly threw up

a screenshot of a pie with a strange face that looks similar to Dagoth Ur’s mask. The text reads “what a fool you are. I’m a pie. How can’t you eat a pie? What a grand and intoxicating innocence”

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Win98 Tech Support @win98tech.bsky.social · 1d

Been replaying Shadow of Mordor and i forgot how fuckawful its upgrade system was. "Deal 15% more damage on attacks made between 12-28 combo hits" are you on fucking crack. Upgrades should be simple and linear what the christ do these fucking runes do

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anceldelambert.bsky.social @anceldelambert.bsky.social · 1d

Friends and I just watched it
One of the most confusing productions we've ever seen, and we watch a lot of crap
0/10 you need to see it, Coolio is having the time of his life

Win98 Tech Support @win98tech.bsky.social · 2d

Dracula 3000 is fully schizophrenic. The vampire is both dracula and orlok. The spaceship is a warehouse. One of the crew is a robot with a working vagina.The crew are space communist for no reason. The two black characters are from the planet Compton. Dracula created then destroyed a vampire planet

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Win98 Tech Support @win98tech.bsky.social · Sep 16

HAPPY MEAT SOCK MONDAY BLUESKY

GET THAT MEAT GANG, THIS WEEK WILL BE GREAT

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