Windy's®
@windys-restaurants.bsky.social
The hottest new fast-food restaurant sweeping across Golarion: Windy's!
Locations in: Absalom, Otari, Diobel, Kerrick, Willowside, Escadar, and Abberton.
*Due to trademark issues, we are unable to open locations on Earth in any plane of existence.
Locations in: Absalom, Otari, Diobel, Kerrick, Willowside, Escadar, and Abberton.
*Due to trademark issues, we are unable to open locations on Earth in any plane of existence.
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Come on in to your nearest Windy's Restaurant tomorrow for breakfast! We have mini hashbrowns.
#hashbrowns
#hashbrowns
August 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Come on in to your nearest Windy's Restaurant tomorrow for breakfast! We have mini hashbrowns.
#hashbrowns
#hashbrowns
🎶🎶🎶
It's not a cola
There's colas by the score
So drink Doctor Zephyr
The joy of ev'ry boy and girl
It's the most original soft drink ever in the
Whole wide world
Doctor Zephyr (oo-oo-ooh)
Doctor Zephyr (oo-oo-ooh)
Doctor Zephyr (oo-oo-ooh)
Doctor Zephyr (oo-oo-ooh)
Only at Wendy's Restaurants!
🎶🎶🎶
It's not a cola
There's colas by the score
So drink Doctor Zephyr
The joy of ev'ry boy and girl
It's the most original soft drink ever in the
Whole wide world
Doctor Zephyr (oo-oo-ooh)
Doctor Zephyr (oo-oo-ooh)
Doctor Zephyr (oo-oo-ooh)
Doctor Zephyr (oo-oo-ooh)
Only at Wendy's Restaurants!
🎶🎶🎶
July 31, 2025 at 11:36 AM
🎶🎶🎶
It's not a cola
There's colas by the score
So drink Doctor Zephyr
The joy of ev'ry boy and girl
It's the most original soft drink ever in the
Whole wide world
Doctor Zephyr (oo-oo-ooh)
Doctor Zephyr (oo-oo-ooh)
Doctor Zephyr (oo-oo-ooh)
Doctor Zephyr (oo-oo-ooh)
Only at Wendy's Restaurants!
🎶🎶🎶
It's not a cola
There's colas by the score
So drink Doctor Zephyr
The joy of ev'ry boy and girl
It's the most original soft drink ever in the
Whole wide world
Doctor Zephyr (oo-oo-ooh)
Doctor Zephyr (oo-oo-ooh)
Doctor Zephyr (oo-oo-ooh)
Doctor Zephyr (oo-oo-ooh)
Only at Wendy's Restaurants!
🎶🎶🎶
Don't worry, Midori! Why don't you try one of our other great breakfast offerings?
How about a Fully Loaded Croissan'wich®? It has bacon, sausage, ham, egg, and cheese, all on a flaky croissant!
Of course, add on some hash browns and our new Churro Fries!
Join us, Midori.
Join.
Us.
How about a Fully Loaded Croissan'wich®? It has bacon, sausage, ham, egg, and cheese, all on a flaky croissant!
Of course, add on some hash browns and our new Churro Fries!
Join us, Midori.
Join.
Us.
WINDY! NOOOOO!
Where will I get my Windy Cristo sandwiches with those li'l chocolate doughnuts now?
Where will I get my Windy Cristo sandwiches with those li'l chocolate doughnuts now?
Everyone! Good news!
The Burger King has sent his troops to meet with me and all of the Windy's stakeholders in an impromptu meeting. We will no longer be branded as Windy's. As of today, we shall be known as Burger King of Golarion!
So come on down to where you rule and have a beef burger!
The Burger King has sent his troops to meet with me and all of the Windy's stakeholders in an impromptu meeting. We will no longer be branded as Windy's. As of today, we shall be known as Burger King of Golarion!
So come on down to where you rule and have a beef burger!
April 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Don't worry, Midori! Why don't you try one of our other great breakfast offerings?
How about a Fully Loaded Croissan'wich®? It has bacon, sausage, ham, egg, and cheese, all on a flaky croissant!
Of course, add on some hash browns and our new Churro Fries!
Join us, Midori.
Join.
Us.
How about a Fully Loaded Croissan'wich®? It has bacon, sausage, ham, egg, and cheese, all on a flaky croissant!
Of course, add on some hash browns and our new Churro Fries!
Join us, Midori.
Join.
Us.
Everyone! Good news!
The Burger King has sent his troops to meet with me and all of the Windy's stakeholders in an impromptu meeting. We will no longer be branded as Windy's. As of today, we shall be known as Burger King of Golarion!
So come on down to where you rule and have a beef burger!
The Burger King has sent his troops to meet with me and all of the Windy's stakeholders in an impromptu meeting. We will no longer be branded as Windy's. As of today, we shall be known as Burger King of Golarion!
So come on down to where you rule and have a beef burger!
April 1, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Everyone! Good news!
The Burger King has sent his troops to meet with me and all of the Windy's stakeholders in an impromptu meeting. We will no longer be branded as Windy's. As of today, we shall be known as Burger King of Golarion!
So come on down to where you rule and have a beef burger!
The Burger King has sent his troops to meet with me and all of the Windy's stakeholders in an impromptu meeting. We will no longer be branded as Windy's. As of today, we shall be known as Burger King of Golarion!
So come on down to where you rule and have a beef burger!
Hey, @wendys-usa.com!
The First World Parcel Service poofed into my office with a delivery from Earth! Turned out it was a "Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger Biggie Bag" from a restaurant called Wendy's. Uh, you're not planning on opening locations on Golarion, are you?
[Notes in thread]
#fast-food #Wendy's
The First World Parcel Service poofed into my office with a delivery from Earth! Turned out it was a "Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger Biggie Bag" from a restaurant called Wendy's. Uh, you're not planning on opening locations on Golarion, are you?
[Notes in thread]
#fast-food #Wendy's
March 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Hey, @wendys-usa.com!
The First World Parcel Service poofed into my office with a delivery from Earth! Turned out it was a "Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger Biggie Bag" from a restaurant called Wendy's. Uh, you're not planning on opening locations on Golarion, are you?
[Notes in thread]
#fast-food #Wendy's
The First World Parcel Service poofed into my office with a delivery from Earth! Turned out it was a "Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger Biggie Bag" from a restaurant called Wendy's. Uh, you're not planning on opening locations on Golarion, are you?
[Notes in thread]
#fast-food #Wendy's
Happy Caturday, everyone!
For today only, you can get an EXTRA packet of dipping sauce, free of charge, for your 5-pack, 7-pack, 11-pack, or 21-pack of mutton nuggets!
Welcome to Flavorborough!™
#pathfinder #ttrpg #fastfood #windy's #muttonnuggets #caturday
For today only, you can get an EXTRA packet of dipping sauce, free of charge, for your 5-pack, 7-pack, 11-pack, or 21-pack of mutton nuggets!
Welcome to Flavorborough!™
#pathfinder #ttrpg #fastfood #windy's #muttonnuggets #caturday
March 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Happy Caturday, everyone!
For today only, you can get an EXTRA packet of dipping sauce, free of charge, for your 5-pack, 7-pack, 11-pack, or 21-pack of mutton nuggets!
Welcome to Flavorborough!™
#pathfinder #ttrpg #fastfood #windy's #muttonnuggets #caturday
For today only, you can get an EXTRA packet of dipping sauce, free of charge, for your 5-pack, 7-pack, 11-pack, or 21-pack of mutton nuggets!
Welcome to Flavorborough!™
#pathfinder #ttrpg #fastfood #windy's #muttonnuggets #caturday
Every morning to prepare for the breakfast rush, we need to cook up a few of our best-selling sandwiches in advance and do a quick tally so that we know where we stand.
I call it the Count of Windy Cristo Sandwiches.
I call it the Count of Windy Cristo Sandwiches.
March 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Every morning to prepare for the breakfast rush, we need to cook up a few of our best-selling sandwiches in advance and do a quick tally so that we know where we stand.
I call it the Count of Windy Cristo Sandwiches.
I call it the Count of Windy Cristo Sandwiches.
Ooh, another sketch of my brother! Squall is very proud of his personal weapon innovation and it amuses him to no end when he can use it to launch a Megavolt attack on his enemies.
February 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Ooh, another sketch of my brother! Squall is very proud of his personal weapon innovation and it amuses him to no end when he can use it to launch a Megavolt attack on his enemies.
I updated the drawing!
This is my brother Squall. He designed the prototype for our ice cream machine that's guaranteed not to break! That's right, our ice cream machine is always working!
#pathfinder #pathfinder2e #abominationvaults #ttrpg #digitalart #amurrun #catfolk #inventor #alchemist
This is my brother Squall. He designed the prototype for our ice cream machine that's guaranteed not to break! That's right, our ice cream machine is always working!
#pathfinder #pathfinder2e #abominationvaults #ttrpg #digitalart #amurrun #catfolk #inventor #alchemist
February 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I updated the drawing!
This is my brother Squall. He designed the prototype for our ice cream machine that's guaranteed not to break! That's right, our ice cream machine is always working!
#pathfinder #pathfinder2e #abominationvaults #ttrpg #digitalart #amurrun #catfolk #inventor #alchemist
This is my brother Squall. He designed the prototype for our ice cream machine that's guaranteed not to break! That's right, our ice cream machine is always working!
#pathfinder #pathfinder2e #abominationvaults #ttrpg #digitalart #amurrun #catfolk #inventor #alchemist
This is my brother Squall (sorry, just a rough sketch for now). He designed the prototype for our ice cream machine that's guaranteed not to break! That's right, our ice cream machine is always working!
#pathfinder #pathfinder2e #abominationvaults #ttrpg #digitalart #amurrun
#pathfinder #pathfinder2e #abominationvaults #ttrpg #digitalart #amurrun
February 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
This is my brother Squall (sorry, just a rough sketch for now). He designed the prototype for our ice cream machine that's guaranteed not to break! That's right, our ice cream machine is always working!
#pathfinder #pathfinder2e #abominationvaults #ttrpg #digitalart #amurrun
#pathfinder #pathfinder2e #abominationvaults #ttrpg #digitalart #amurrun
This is my sister Mistral. She helped me out quite a bit with getting the formulations just right for the phosphate soda at Windy's! In this picture, she's holding a sample of one of our monthly special flavors.
#pathfinder #pathfinder2e #abominationvaults #ttrpg #digitalart #amurrun
#pathfinder #pathfinder2e #abominationvaults #ttrpg #digitalart #amurrun
February 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
This is my sister Mistral. She helped me out quite a bit with getting the formulations just right for the phosphate soda at Windy's! In this picture, she's holding a sample of one of our monthly special flavors.
#pathfinder #pathfinder2e #abominationvaults #ttrpg #digitalart #amurrun
#pathfinder #pathfinder2e #abominationvaults #ttrpg #digitalart #amurrun
This is my brother Zephyr. I named a phosphate soda after him (Dr. Zephyr, available only at Windy's restaurants).
#pathfinder #pathfinder2e #abominationvaults #ttrpg #digitalart
#pathfinder #pathfinder2e #abominationvaults #ttrpg #digitalart
February 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This is my brother Zephyr. I named a phosphate soda after him (Dr. Zephyr, available only at Windy's restaurants).
#pathfinder #pathfinder2e #abominationvaults #ttrpg #digitalart
#pathfinder #pathfinder2e #abominationvaults #ttrpg #digitalart
A recent advertisement on Tumblr! Unfortunately, our past ads are too long for Bluesky. We'll have to look into alternative ways to post them here.
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Windy's
There's a new chain of restaurants popping up throughout Golarion! Windy's menu features a new-fangled ground meat patty served on a bun with a variety of toppings!
Here are some of our most popular…
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February 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
A recent advertisement on Tumblr! Unfortunately, our past ads are too long for Bluesky. We'll have to look into alternative ways to post them here.
www.tumblr.com/the-faramir/...
www.tumblr.com/the-faramir/...
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Following up on the Windy's post, I present to you a comic strip I drew based on an outdated, overused, really bad punchline. I'm not sorry.
February 6, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Following up on the Windy's post, I present to you a comic strip I drew based on an outdated, overused, really bad punchline. I'm not sorry.
Breakfast at Windy's!
That's right! Now, you can get your fast-food fix before you start your day! We offer a variety of breakfast treats along with piping hot coffee!
That's right! Now, you can get your fast-food fix before you start your day! We offer a variety of breakfast treats along with piping hot coffee!
February 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Breakfast at Windy's!
That's right! Now, you can get your fast-food fix before you start your day! We offer a variety of breakfast treats along with piping hot coffee!
That's right! Now, you can get your fast-food fix before you start your day! We offer a variety of breakfast treats along with piping hot coffee!