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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 8d

Well, that's the end of skunktember everyone, time to take a nice breath of fresh air. *SNNNNF* 🤢

HUU?! Why do I still smell a skunk?.... Skunks? Oh no, they're getting closer... Hey! Your month is over! You have to-

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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 8d

Bear goes to buy a used car from his schemey fox friend. Fox throws in a "complimentary air freshener" hanging on the mirror. Bear laughs and lifts a butt-cheek, and FILLS the car with his fast-food gas.

🐻: "Man, you REALLY should've gotten those windows fixed..." 😈

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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 8d

Old skunk guy with a big butt and a bad attitude. Crop-dusting all the guys he catches staring at it. People who think they can take the stink try to rile him up on purpose. But most of them regret it when he drops his pants and bombards them with no filter... 😈

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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 9d

Lactose-intolerant skunk bf finishes his XL ice cream after his pizza dinner. Looks at you, burps, and laughs.

🦨: "What? It's not like I'm gonna have to smell any of these." 😈

His stomach lets out an insanely loud gurgle before he plants his ass on your face for a lonnnnnng night... 😫

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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 11d

Getting dutch oven'd every night of skunktember is to be expected. What no one can prepare for us is the skunk telling all his friends how fun it is and inviting a bunch of them over to all dutch oven you are the same time. 😫

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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 12d

Suddenly obsessing over this polar bear guy and idk why. I have a feeling he'd sit on you and rip nasty farts though he seems like that kind of guy.

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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 13d

All the passengers for the next couple weeks are gonna think the driver is smelly af

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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 13d

Wait this is one of my favorite scenarios. Make immediate eye contact with the driver, blow up his car. If he coughs or gags it's coming out of the tip!

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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 13d

Wolf guys got fat butts, dire wolf guys have fatter butts, but Fenrir has a big enough butt to make you look like a sticker when he sits his sweaty ass on you. And his farts sound and stink like the end of the world. 😈 Be careful inviting him over...

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Windy Wolf @windywolf.bsky.social · 17d

Skunk bro got a new pair of underwear that gets rid of fart gas... by magically transporting that gas directly into their pals mouth. Enjoy the lingering taste of skunk ass and permanent bad breath, he's wearing them all day...

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