Craig Heffley
wineswami.bsky.social
Craig Heffley
@wineswami.bsky.social
Supporter of the arts.

Nah, that’s too pretentious. More like: Smeller of the farts.

Durham, NC
You could have just said “Republicans are scum.”
January 22, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Nobody has mentioned that it’s shaped like North Carolina.
January 17, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Nicely done, Mike! You should definitely be writing more. This is good shit!
December 23, 2025 at 11:34 AM
September 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
That’s on my arcade Mt Rushmore. Tempest, Robotron, Defender, Joust.
May 9, 2025 at 9:27 AM
“I’ll meet you by the third pyramid.”
April 1, 2025 at 6:53 PM
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
February 28, 2025 at 5:02 AM
It matches Foden’s children’s haircut.
January 30, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Robotron vibes.
January 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
We need Brandon to open a Bluesky account.
January 17, 2025 at 2:02 PM