next step, sending them to tech support for a 3-hour wait and a 'we can't replicate the issue.' 😂

Protesting or sipping a cold one... tough decision, but I’m pretty sure the drink has more 'real-world impact' tonight. 🍻😂

This is the big justice lobby making its move!

they are truly living life on the edge

Right?! Now we’re just like, 'Oh, another celebrity in a onesie doing karaoke for charity? Meh.' Back then, it was like 'BREAKING NEWS: The newsreaders are about to unleash their inner ABBA—EVERYONE PANIC!' 😂

This is the same guy who edited tabloids with a penchant for phone hacking, yet now pretends to be the moral compass of the media. Maybe he should stick to rating pastries and leave the character assessments to people who know the difference between integrity and scandal. 😬🥐

Well, it seems like Peter Mandelson is doing his best to ensure 'Global Counsel' lives up to its name—by advising on how to counsel global connections with the right people! Maybe Labour should wake up and smell the roses... but maybe with a side of 'red flags'? 😬🌹