Born to surf the SWEET NET

forced to use NETSUITE

accidentally predicted war of the worlds 2025

“Feet don’t fail me now!!!” I say as I take off running. My feet, failing me almost immediately, trip over the curb of a busy road as I am flattened by a cement truck

*at the doctor after losing all my eyesight* Ive been blound

I am conceptualizing a new horror movie that is peaceful imagery occasionally interrupted by the Microsoft Teams noise

for sale. Baby shoes never worn. They didnt fit me AT ALL

cool bug in the yard. take a picture

bug identifier app: this is the Scumbag beetle. it is invasive and responsible for most problems in this World

a good life hack if you drop an ice cube on the floor is that you can flush it down the toilet

the next tesla will have an iphone 4s instead of a steering wheel and pedals. driving will be exacrly like playing Minecraft Pocket Edition