Winston the Goose
@winstonthegoose.bsky.social
Hi my names Winston, I'm a goose. I have a lot of interesting thoughts and I thought I'd process them here.
Time to fly south for the winter. Hope I dont get tariffed.
September 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Time to fly south for the winter. Hope I dont get tariffed.
So what the tariff on me? I never know what country Im in.
August 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
So what the tariff on me? I never know what country Im in.
Maybe I dont fully get satire/parody but I still enjoyed the new south park episode.
July 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Maybe I dont fully get satire/parody but I still enjoyed the new south park episode.
I refuse to go the south this time of year. One for the climate and two for the polictical climate.
July 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I refuse to go the south this time of year. One for the climate and two for the polictical climate.
I dont know for certain the names of world leaders but Im guessing the American one is fat one who also doesnt know the names of world leaders.
July 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I dont know for certain the names of world leaders but Im guessing the American one is fat one who also doesnt know the names of world leaders.
The news has been so devisive recently. Goosenally I blame that orange walrus I see on tv. Nothing honest wave their hands that much.
July 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The news has been so devisive recently. Goosenally I blame that orange walrus I see on tv. Nothing honest wave their hands that much.
I do not respect anyone who covers their eyes or face. I want to see my fat butt reflected in their eyes as I stare them down and waddle slowly past them.
July 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I do not respect anyone who covers their eyes or face. I want to see my fat butt reflected in their eyes as I stare them down and waddle slowly past them.
I promise everyone, I am not on any Epstein list, nor was I anywhere near the MCC on Aug 10th at midnight.
July 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I promise everyone, I am not on any Epstein list, nor was I anywhere near the MCC on Aug 10th at midnight.
I do not enjoy fourth of july. Loud explosions are not my thing. I also dont want to be 'accidently' deported to New Zealand, even though im a Canadian goose.
July 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I do not enjoy fourth of july. Loud explosions are not my thing. I also dont want to be 'accidently' deported to New Zealand, even though im a Canadian goose.
My cousin Julia is a model. You might have seen her picture around town. I'm very proud. Heres her latest photoshoot.
June 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
My cousin Julia is a model. You might have seen her picture around town. I'm very proud. Heres her latest photoshoot.
I think it goes without saying that I am anti-war. The sky is for the goose (or bird) not some human in a death plane making too much noise.
June 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I think it goes without saying that I am anti-war. The sky is for the goose (or bird) not some human in a death plane making too much noise.
Since it june and hot. Is it cool if I borrow someones pool? Itll just be me and my intrusive thoughts.
June 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Since it june and hot. Is it cool if I borrow someones pool? Itll just be me and my intrusive thoughts.
Flying can get pretty boring. I'd like to listen to a podcast but can't figure out where my ears are.
June 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Flying can get pretty boring. I'd like to listen to a podcast but can't figure out where my ears are.
If you can't sleep, try laying down and resting your head on your back. It always works for me.
#gooseadvice
#gooseadvice
June 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
If you can't sleep, try laying down and resting your head on your back. It always works for me.
#gooseadvice
#gooseadvice
It's pretty warm this week. Anyone know what day exactly do I return to my homeland?
June 16, 2025 at 2:48 PM
It's pretty warm this week. Anyone know what day exactly do I return to my homeland?
What’s the best way to say ‘Let me in your house human, it’s too hot outside and I can’t get anymore naked’?
June 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
What’s the best way to say ‘Let me in your house human, it’s too hot outside and I can’t get anymore naked’?
I’m starting to wonder if ketamine would make a goose more intelligent? Doesn’t seem to work on the strange humans.
June 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I’m starting to wonder if ketamine would make a goose more intelligent? Doesn’t seem to work on the strange humans.
I know hissing is unbecoming but it is very impressive. I have yet to see a human be able to stick out their tongue and hiss at the same time. Try it.
#goosechallenge
#goosechallenge
June 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I know hissing is unbecoming but it is very impressive. I have yet to see a human be able to stick out their tongue and hiss at the same time. Try it.
#goosechallenge
#goosechallenge
I feel a little big large for someone with an all plant based diet
June 1, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I feel a little big large for someone with an all plant based diet
I hate crowds, not just because they are loud but its impossible to find someone specific when everyone looks the same.
May 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I hate crowds, not just because they are loud but its impossible to find someone specific when everyone looks the same.
I tend to overthink things. I once got stuck on a roof because I woke up from a nap and forgot I could just fly down. I spent 20 min looking for a ladder.
May 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I tend to overthink things. I once got stuck on a roof because I woke up from a nap and forgot I could just fly down. I spent 20 min looking for a ladder.
Downside of not wearing pants is that its obvious to everyone when something scares the poop out of you.
#goosepoopfacts
#goosepoopfacts
May 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Downside of not wearing pants is that its obvious to everyone when something scares the poop out of you.
#goosepoopfacts
#goosepoopfacts
If you ever feel behind. My friends got married at 2 years old. #gooselifepressure
May 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
If you ever feel behind. My friends got married at 2 years old. #gooselifepressure
If anyone knows someone who can teach me to dance, let me know. Teaching myself isnt going well. Keep in mind I dont have arms.
May 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
If anyone knows someone who can teach me to dance, let me know. Teaching myself isnt going well. Keep in mind I dont have arms.