Blockbuster’s “Love it or it’s free” promo lives in my head. I never would’ve seen the pure art that is “Avenging Disco Godfather” without it.

Red... blue... matters not. They ALL go in the square hole.

Go Birds! 🦅

My friend isn't even MAGA but it's breaking his brain. Even the "adjacent" ones can't seem to get over themselves and face the reality that's been apparent to the rest of us forever.

Every false idol they worship is exactly that... a false idol.

Hassett has one of the worst combinations of being an irrepressible, bootlicking liar while having one of the most punchable smug faces of the entire regime's cadre of lackeys

Ah. Back to the game. Thank goodness

And here’s the headliner everyone has been clamoring for… Kid Rock

Good gravy this is sad. He seems to have forgotten the words to his ancient hit for his lip synced act.

Now we have a string duo? Interesting. At least this is pretty good.

That would be considerably more entertaining than the actual “show” going on right now

Please please please please!

He could always have chosen to lip sync to autotuned vocals like that other performance I’m currently being tortured by

So far, the conversation has mostly been “ok. I don’t know who these people are either” 🙃