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WinterKnight
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Long time dumpster fire connoisseur.

Minnesota Stan.

MN and IN CCDC Red Team Lead.

Associate AdSim Consultant at SpecterOps.

Opinions are my own, not of any other entity.
For any of you who doubt when I say “it gets stupid cold in January” please observe. Also note these are in Fahrenheit so the reasonable amongst you drop those numbers even lower to compensate for sensible units
January 21, 2026 at 7:04 AM
He beg for the chicken
January 19, 2026 at 5:35 AM
I highly recommend sword ownership
January 13, 2026 at 3:21 PM
I think this is the map that went viral some time back.
December 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
December 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I have been slowly painting my scythe minis and I am so happy with how these look when they’re actually being used in a game. 3 factions to go
December 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Probably my last shake from invictus brewing. 😭. I’ll be making sure to bring home beer too!
December 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Played helldivers for the first time in a little over a month and things went appropriately helldivery
December 6, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Look at this. LOOK AT THIS. YOU DON’T NEED WIFI TO MAKE DELICIOUS MEATS.
November 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Today I learned that traeger grills can receive software updates. May I present, pit barrel smoker.
November 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I’d wager as guess that this is why?
November 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I’m sad so it’s beer and milkshake time
November 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
November 16, 2025 at 1:54 AM
November 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Holy shit this is over my house just north of the twin cities. I still have plenty of light pollution.
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I went to a bar for lunch and got golf ball sized cheese curds
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Got a screaming deal on them, $110. The only other pair of durable boots I’ve ever had was some milsurp KS90 Gen 2s a different buddy recommended. They’re solid snow boots, but they’re awful for ice. Legitimately the most dangerous shoes I’ve ever worn on ice.
November 8, 2025 at 7:03 AM
They only had the hunting versions of a few models, and given camo isn’t exactly my thing, I left them. I however found a pair of Blacksmiths in the store basement, instead of the tent. And fell in love with them. They’re so comfortable, easily the most comfortable shoe I’ve ever worn.
November 8, 2025 at 7:03 AM
We like the Blinky Lights. That being said, damn those kids for their windows web servers locked down QUICK
November 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I get the best texts from my sister
October 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
> Waiting to see if we get another poop today

Charlie has a 2 poop quota and fortunately, that little man has the most regular colon in history.
October 23, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Twice, even.
October 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I made chili.
October 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Home Depot sells dragons 👀
October 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Dog tax
October 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM