Twitter (it will never be X to me), is such a mess rn, I don’t want to even look at it. I want to look at baby animals and pretty things.

Someone needs to give me a shit load of money just because they want me to have it, not because they want sexual favours in return.

If I haven’t learned enough to not come back into physical reality after I die, I hope I get to at least sleep for a couple of millennia first before returning.

If anyone has one of those financial kinks where they want to give me large sums of money , and want nothing from me in return except demands for more money, hit me up. 💋

Thinking of starting an OnlyFans so people can pay to see how hard life is fucking me rn.

I now have a public social media account. Fear me.