Bill Howard
@wiremu8.bsky.social
Pensioner; disengaged and lazy, but registered to vote
I Whammed myself yesterday with Spotify
December 25, 2025 at 8:51 AM
I Whammed myself yesterday with Spotify
Same. A lovely person at the supermarket asked me for id when I was as buying booze.
She WAS joking. But nice.
She WAS joking. But nice.
December 25, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Same. A lovely person at the supermarket asked me for id when I was as buying booze.
She WAS joking. But nice.
She WAS joking. But nice.
You know I think I’ll wait it out. It’s only a matter of time until I get truly Wham d anyway
December 7, 2025 at 8:38 AM
You know I think I’ll wait it out. It’s only a matter of time until I get truly Wham d anyway
Fair enough ruling. It’s not necessarily the Wham version.
I did join in, so on my own head let it be
I did join in, so on my own head let it be
December 7, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Fair enough ruling. It’s not necessarily the Wham version.
I did join in, so on my own head let it be
I did join in, so on my own head let it be
Does it count if your beloved’s granddaughter sings you a line of the song and you join in ?
If so, I’m out.
If so, I’m out.
December 7, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Does it count if your beloved’s granddaughter sings you a line of the song and you join in ?
If so, I’m out.
If so, I’m out.
Won’t blame you. More likely to blame Mr Seymour
December 7, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Won’t blame you. More likely to blame Mr Seymour
Back on track. No rubber required
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Back on track. No rubber required
A low quality submission on such low quality legislation seems apt
November 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
A low quality submission on such low quality legislation seems apt
So. Mostly wanker trucks.
November 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM
So. Mostly wanker trucks.
I think an advantage of the electric car is just that: it’s a mobile battery
October 25, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I think an advantage of the electric car is just that: it’s a mobile battery
Lucky climate change is a hoax cos otherwise we’d be in big trouble.
Seriously tho we are seriously unprepared
Seriously tho we are seriously unprepared
October 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Lucky climate change is a hoax cos otherwise we’d be in big trouble.
Seriously tho we are seriously unprepared
Seriously tho we are seriously unprepared
It took me a moment
October 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
It took me a moment
I sometimes use them for making string.
October 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I sometimes use them for making string.
I like how it slows drivers so traffic flow is improved. Not so much hard acceleration and harsh braking imo
October 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I like how it slows drivers so traffic flow is improved. Not so much hard acceleration and harsh braking imo
My take exactly
Mere anarchy is loosed upon SH45
Mere anarchy is loosed upon SH45
October 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
My take exactly
Mere anarchy is loosed upon SH45
Mere anarchy is loosed upon SH45
Autocarrot will do that to you sometimes
October 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Autocarrot will do that to you sometimes
The other side of the Tasman we started on September 28
Today we have rain so any daylight is gloomy
Today we have rain so any daylight is gloomy
October 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The other side of the Tasman we started on September 28
Today we have rain so any daylight is gloomy
Today we have rain so any daylight is gloomy
… and we are such good dogs
October 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
… and we are such good dogs
I have a spare if you’re ever in Ngamotu New Plymouth, even if you don’t need a spare
September 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I have a spare if you’re ever in Ngamotu New Plymouth, even if you don’t need a spare
It would be funny if it weren’t so infuriating
September 25, 2025 at 4:27 AM
It would be funny if it weren’t so infuriating
This is the obvious answer
September 17, 2025 at 7:39 AM
This is the obvious answer
Why would they?
I think the obvious answer is the correct one
I think the obvious answer is the correct one
September 17, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Why would they?
I think the obvious answer is the correct one
I think the obvious answer is the correct one
I sometimes let them run and walk away so the advertisers are paying top dollar. Mostly tho I do the same as you. 15 years is dedicated
September 15, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I sometimes let them run and walk away so the advertisers are paying top dollar. Mostly tho I do the same as you. 15 years is dedicated