I remember even in high school english teachers being like "we always use he/his in example sentences because they/them is not singular" and im like LOSER OF COURSE IT IS IT ALWAYS HAS BEEN

its just such academic oldhead type shit

being from new jersey i can guarantee theres 10 pizza places within a mile of this one that would punch you in the face if you asked for mustard on a slice, this is an insane anomaly

I mean it’s on a Christmas ALBUM…

Finally someone else feels the same feelings I felt with this toy. He’s so cartoon slavish and technically competent that he has no quirks. He’s got no sauce.

Perfectly meeting the needs of the assignment without actually bringing any unique flair. He’s Optimus Prime and nothing more. He’s FINE.

I’m always asking this

a healthy, happy family...

That’s right I’m talking about you @spacemanscott.bsky.social

This is the unifive right? I’ve been eyeing it myself how is it 👀